February 12, 2010

Some friendly advice this Valentine's Day weekend:

Don't piss off your girlfriend if she's wearing stilettos.

British police say they've charged a 33-year-old woman with stabbing a man through the eye with her stiletto heel.

 West Yorkshire Police in northern England say the man was in a critical but stable condition after the woman, with whom he was sharing a cab, assaulted him with the heel of her shoe.

 The Sun newspaper quoted neighbors as saying the pair were a couple and had gotten into an argument when she kicked him.

That would be an epic use for zombie heels, methinks.

Posted by: Ember at 07:28 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 So if you kill someone with zombie stilettos, does that turn them into your zombie slave?

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at February 12, 2010 07:42 PM (G2nv0)

2 I see absolutely no reason why it wouldn't work like that.  Not one reason at all.

Posted by: Ember at February 12, 2010 09:18 PM (LdRAG)

3 Man, that totally blows away my "losing my eye" story.
I'm all jealous.
I might steal that.

Posted by: Veeshir at February 12, 2010 10:59 PM (ND1d+)

4 All this time when I've been begging to be stilettoed, all I had to do was tell her she that, yes, those pants make her look fat.

Posted by: Spank at February 13, 2010 02:08 PM (muUqs)

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