February 12, 2010

Some friendly advice this Valentine's Day weekend:

Don't piss off your girlfriend if she's wearing stilettos.

British police say they've charged a 33-year-old woman with stabbing a man through the eye with her stiletto heel.

 West Yorkshire Police in northern England say the man was in a critical but stable condition after the woman, with whom he was sharing a cab, assaulted him with the heel of her shoe.

 The Sun newspaper quoted neighbors as saying the pair were a couple and had gotten into an argument when she kicked him.

That would be an epic use for zombie heels, methinks.

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