January 19, 2009

Okay, I've Been Effectively Bribed

This is my impression of the Right Wing if we were as immature, hypocritical, viscious and devoid of irony and humor as the left has been for the last 8 years:

OBAMA IS FUCKING HITLER!!!!  HE'S A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER AND HE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AND PUT IN PRISON AND WHILE I DON'T SUPPORT THE ASSASSINATION OF OBAMA THERE SHOULD STILL BE A PLAY MADE THAT BASICALLY ENDORSES THAT ACT AND ALL THE CRITICS SHOULD JERK OFF PUBLICLY AT HOW AWESOME IT IS AND EVERY THING OBAMA DOES IS EVIL OR STUPID OR DIABOLICAL BUT STILL FUCKING STUPID EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEVER AND AMERICA IS EVIL BECAUSE THAT CHIMPY MONKEY IS IN CHARGE AND EVERYONE HATES US AND THEY SHOULD AND I HOPE WE FAIL OVER AND OVER AT EVERYTHING WE ATTEMPT AND WE SHOULD BURN THE FLAG BUT DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM BECAUSE DISSENT BY DEFINITION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM BECAUSE SOMEBODY FAMOUS SAID THAT AND THAT MAKES IT TRUE UNLESS THE FAMOUS PERSON IS A DEMO-RAT IN WHICH CASE IT IS A VILE LIE EVEN IF THEY BELIEVED IT AT THE TIME BECAUSE ONLY THE OTHER TEAM LIES AND IF YOU QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM IT PROVES YOU ARE UNPATRIOTIC LEAVING ASIDE THE UTTER RETARDEDNESS THAT IS MY FLAG-BURNING ASS QUESTIONING YOUR PATRIOTISM WHILE DEMANDING YOU APOLOGIZE FOR EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INSINUATION THAT MAYBE MY CONSTANT ROOTING FOR THE OTHER TEAM AND INABILITY TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT AMERICA COULD EVEN REPRESENT A TINY SMIDGE OF NON-PATRIOTIC BEHAVIOR YOU FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT WARMONGERING MURDERING BABY-HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111*

* - God I hate this shit.  By all accounts we should just constantly attempt to ruin Obama's life but, being mature, we just... can't get upset about the trivial stupid bullshit the left managed to stay permanently enraged about for 8 years.  I think they just have our number on the stupid, childish rage angle and I'm not sure how we counter that advantage.

Beyond that, I do feel a bit better having ranted.

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