October 17, 2009
Movie Review: Hitman
I watched Hitman last night and, as is my wont, I thought I'd review it. No, I'm not going to discuss how good the actual movie was. I'm going to use a slightly different metric.
In my unique rating system, I give it a 9 out of 10.
Oh yes, she gets naked. More than once.
In other news, why didn't anyone tell me NiceDeb was so cute?
I bet if we had a "Hot Female Blogger Competition" the Right Wing would absolutely smash the lefties.
In my unique rating system, I give it a 9 out of 10.
Oh yes, she gets naked. More than once.
In other news, why didn't anyone tell me NiceDeb was so cute?
I bet if we had a "Hot Female Blogger Competition" the Right Wing would absolutely smash the lefties.
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Yes. I would agree with that review. Not to mention I also get to enjoy Timothy Olyphant shooting things. A lot.
God, there are times I really love being me.
God, there are times I really love being me.
Posted by: alexthechick at October 17, 2009 09:18 AM (Q9bx2)
Posted by: geoff at October 17, 2009 11:53 AM (PvVlM)
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I enjoyed the movie. It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it, again and again.
I enjoyed the movie. It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it, again and again.
I enjoyed the movie. It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it, again and again.
I enjoyed the movie. It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it, again and again.
I enjoyed the movie. It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it, again and again.
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 17, 2009 02:23 PM (UGAk/)
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Timothy Oliphant did reasonably well, although he always came across to me as a boy. He just wasn't big and brawny enough to be Agent 47.
I absolutely love the video games. The movie was pretty good. It was saturated in fan service and subtle references to the games.
Posted by: John at October 17, 2009 02:55 PM (RLkIz)
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Oh god... y'all are killing me. "The movie was pretty good"? GAH!
Ok, let's start with the obvious. Yes she's hot. Yes she's naked. Awesome. But come ON folks, this movie blows goats! "We're Interpol, we have jurisdiction!" OMFG that had me laughing. I'm SURE the Russian Militsia will step aside after their President is assassinated because some Interpol cops happen to be on the scene. Sure. And for fucks sakes, was there no continuity editor on this piece of trash? The lovely young lady sports a dragon tattoo on her cheek. The fucking tattoo MOVES during the course of a single scene. And halfway through the movie, her lip-piercing VANISHES. Not "is taken out", it ceases to be!
I give the nudity a 7, MAYBE an 8, I give the plot a 2, the acting a charitable 3, the continuity a 2 (only Plan 9 from Outer Space earns a 1), and overall a 5. And that's me being nice.
Ok, let's start with the obvious. Yes she's hot. Yes she's naked. Awesome. But come ON folks, this movie blows goats! "We're Interpol, we have jurisdiction!" OMFG that had me laughing. I'm SURE the Russian Militsia will step aside after their President is assassinated because some Interpol cops happen to be on the scene. Sure. And for fucks sakes, was there no continuity editor on this piece of trash? The lovely young lady sports a dragon tattoo on her cheek. The fucking tattoo MOVES during the course of a single scene. And halfway through the movie, her lip-piercing VANISHES. Not "is taken out", it ceases to be!
I give the nudity a 7, MAYBE an 8, I give the plot a 2, the acting a charitable 3, the continuity a 2 (only Plan 9 from Outer Space earns a 1), and overall a 5. And that's me being nice.
Posted by: MikeD at October 19, 2009 11:01 AM (FkL60)
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wow is she sexy, I would love to see her to a live webcam show on adult chat cams
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