Monkey unleashed

I've never been to Florida, I've never really wanted to go there, and now it looks like I've got another reason not to visit the state:

Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

As if legions of old people who can't figure out that they're accidentally voting for Pat Buchanan, David Caruso constantly whipping off his sunglasses, and guys wearing pastel suits with T-shirts and their jacket sleeves rolled up weren't bad enough, right?  I think I'll just stick to buying their orange juice.

Posted by: Sean M. at 03:57 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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