June 26, 2008
Madonna Getting Divorced
Well, she's talking to a cut-throat divorce attorney, anyway:
Madonna is seeking legal advice to end her marriage of seven years to film director Guy Ritchie, according to the Times of London.In other news, GlaxoSmithKline (makers of Valtrex) stock has tripled in the last hour.
The 49-year-old pop star reportedly has begun seeking advice from divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton, who represented Paul McCartney in his divorce from model Heather Mills.
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Maybe Ritchie can go back to making semi-decent movies now...
Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at June 26, 2008 04:10 PM (nco5Y)
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Anyone who would still hit this bag of bones needs a lot of help. It seems like Guy Ritchie compared the benefits of suicide vs. those of divorce, and chose wisely.
Posted by: Hermit Dave at June 26, 2008 04:15 PM (Tk5HT)
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Don't you watch TV Vintage? There is no cure for herpes.
Going for nice bike rides? Hiking? Sure. But Lock, Stock is a pipe dream at this point.
An itchy, burning, ulcered pipe dream.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at June 26, 2008 04:16 PM (83gRI)
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Oh well. They'll always have Swept Away. Unfortunately, unless there's some kind of worldwide bonfire movement, so will the rest of us.
Posted by: Sean M. at June 26, 2008 06:34 PM (e6v7s)
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What horrible news to elderly transvestite Madonna!
Posted by: Borat Sagdiyev at June 27, 2008 07:39 AM (uOvAE)
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Heh.
Posted by: doubleplusundead at June 27, 2008 07:56 AM (LUngb)
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