Let it be said: Sex dolls do not bring happiness

Life imiatates art, or at least a disappointing M. Night Shyamalan film:

Japanese professionals in their thirties are killing themselves at unprecedented rates, as the nation struggles with a runaway suicide epidemic.

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Even more disturbing than the raw suicide figures, said police, was the astounding recent surge in people who have taken their lives by generating highly poisonous hydrogen sulphide gas from a combination of standard household products.

Unlike more traditional methods such as hanging or drugs overdoses, the production of hydrogen sulphide endangers people in the same building and turns what used to be private despair into a public event.

Naturally, the blame falls on President Bush and his cabal of neocons.  The GOP and the oil companies are are joined at the hip.  And where is the company with the leading hybrid car based?  Japan. 

Connect the dots, people.

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