doubleplusundead

July 30, 2008

Just A Reminder The Next Time You Stay In A Hotel

This may be waiting for you.

Posted by: eddiebear at 10:51 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Okay, what's the guess on how many morons were disgusted vs. how many quite er, enjoyed that? And how many of the ones claiming to be disgusted are lying?

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 30, 2008 11:19 PM (OaNK8)

2 Just bringing the heat.

Next time I go out of town, I an spraying Lysol on everything in my hotel room.

Posted by: eddiebear at July 30, 2008 11:38 PM (XlIpd)

3 I'll be in my bunk. And she'll be in the hospital, fighting off any number of infections.

Posted by: Sean M. at July 30, 2008 11:38 PM (e6v7s)

And who's to say some whacko didn't lick all the same stuff before she got there? Does the maid clean the telephone, et al? EXACTLY!

I think she needs some disinfectant for her tongue, and a dictionary to learn how to speel... er... spell whatever that was supposed to say on her hand. I'm guessing hotellicker.com was taken.

Posted by: LickyLicky at July 31, 2008 01:51 AM (gMzH6)

5 Does she know that DPUD had that spoon up his ass?

Posted by: Rosetta at July 31, 2008 07:50 AM (SOUOR)

6 Does she know that DPUD some man-lesbian had that spoon up his/her ass?

FTFY

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 31, 2008 09:04 AM (Q3gqU)

7 Does this chick know what business travelers do in their hotel rooms before, during and after touching the remote? She'll be lucky if she doesn't end up pregnant with triplets (one from each race).

Posted by: ECM at July 31, 2008 09:55 AM (q3V+C)

8 That was moderately hot until she got into the bathroom. Everything besides the toilet could have been brought in from outside. The shower curtain gave me the heebie jeebies, but you couldn't pay me enough to lick any toilet, particularly a hotel toilet.

Posted by: Sockless Joe at July 31, 2008 12:38 PM (w4mWq)

9 Nice viral marketing.

I was wondering why they didn't have some fat, unshaven, stinky man doing the licking.

Posted by: Alice H at July 31, 2008 12:47 PM (jRtPb)

10 "viral" indeed (EOM)

Posted by: Sockless Joe at July 31, 2008 12:53 PM (w4mWq)

11 She ProbablyWORKS FOR LYSOL.

Posted by: Bill at July 31, 2008 03:35 PM (qtvp0)

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