August 31, 2009

Information you didn't know you needed

Posted by: Alice H at 05:07 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Too much time spent in the hospital after trying to open those things. Too many pints of blood lost, limbs severed, etc.

Better to hire people to do it for you.

Posted by: lauraw at August 31, 2009 12:45 PM (6WMy8)

2 Maybe our promised unicorns come with magic clamshell openers...

Posted by: Alice H at August 31, 2009 02:57 PM (qJHYy)

3 Consumer Reports does a thing every year on the worst packages to open.  One year the poor intern who gets stuck opening the packages suffered something like a 4 inch gash trying to open one.  I shouldn't find that as funny as I do.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 31, 2009 03:09 PM (SHHaV)

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