December 28, 2008

I'm Alive

We'll let the Morons decide where I've been.

Where the fuck has Moron Pundit been?
Trudging through five foot snow drifts looking for Al Gore.
Three week game of Presidents and Assholes. (He "lost".)
Was named CEO of Val-U-Rite's Vodka Product Testing division.
Trying in vain to justify picking someone other than himself for Moron of the Day.
Working, moving and being productive.
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Posted by: Moron Pundit at 10:14 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Huh, must be something in the script for that poll that's turning the page green...

Posted by: doubleplusundead at December 28, 2008 10:19 PM (D2cBI)

2 Got rid of it.  Maybe I have to write my own.  Stupid bastards.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 28, 2008 10:22 PM (2uped)

3 Darnit, it won't let me vote more than once!

Posted by: Alice H at December 28, 2008 10:35 PM (jRtPb)

4 Where's the hobo safari choice?


Posted by: alexthechick at December 29, 2008 12:10 AM (xUOXi)

5 No killer stomach virus option?

Posted by: eddiebear at December 29, 2008 12:39 AM (hTRqE)

6 Haven't you heard, eddie?  Alcohol cleanses the stomach like bleach. 

But tastier. 

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 29, 2008 09:11 AM (83gRI)

7

I wish I could have held down some alkeehauwl. Woulda made it a lot more tolerable.

But I'm better just in time for work.

 

Yay?!

Posted by: eddiebear at December 29, 2008 09:35 AM (wnU1W)

8 Going off on a tangent here...

Back when I was working at the HIV testing clinic, an HIV-positive injection drug user injected himself with bleach to try to cure himself.  He told us this when he came in to see if he now tested negative.

Posted by: Alice H at December 29, 2008 10:31 AM (jRtPb)

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