June 27, 2008
Idiots Close School After Ninja Sighting
Just in case you were wondering just how retarded school administrators are:
It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.
Idiots. Everyone should have known immediately that it wasn't a real ninja because he was spotted in the woods.
You can't see ninjas, duh!
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Posted by: Joseph at June 27, 2008 12:48 PM (g1cNf)
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Child seen running with scissors. School evacuated, child expelled, sent to reeducation camp.
Posted by: Hermit Dave at June 27, 2008 01:02 PM (Tk5HT)
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Everyone should have known immediately that it wasn't a real ninja because he was spotted in the woods.
Plus, he didn't flip out and kill people.
Everyone should have known immediately that it wasn't a real ninja because he was spotted in the woods.
Plus, he didn't flip out and kill people.
Posted by: geoff at June 28, 2008 10:43 AM (VtF1o)
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