March 28, 2010
I Watch Spartacus!
Has anybody else been watching the Starz show Spartacus?
I know it's not BSG or 24, it's better. It has full frontal nudity, including Xena: Warrior Princess' breasts on display every episode, and gladiators gladiating.
And for you folk into menfolk, they don't skimp on the full frontal nudity of the gladiators who only wear loincloths when they're not diddling Roman matrons or standing around nekkid for said Roman matrons to gawk at. Unfortunately, for you, they already killed off the gladiator with the huge wang.
I haven't watched soap operas since Luke was diddling Laura, but this one is pretty darn good.
There have been 10 episodes so far (you can watch them all at the above link) and they were almost all pretty darn good. One or two were place holders (but they showed full frontal nudity so it wasn't a waste) but the rest have been good. This week's, in particular, was very good.
There's only two things I'd say weren't periodically accurate.
They use 'thumbs up' to mean, "Let him live" and 'thumbs down' for "Kill him", instead of the way it really was. Thumbs down meant, "Drop your weapon", i.e. let him live.
They also have most of the contests end in death, from what I've read, most of the contests didn't end in death unless the loser didn't fight well and they gave him the "thumbs up". Gladiators were expensive so you didn't want your valuable slaves being killed off too quickly.
Except for that, I'd say it shows Rome of that time fairly accurately.
It's good but be warned, it's brutal. They use 300-style effects, including lots of heads being lopped off in great sprays of blood. The 4th episode "The Pit" was especially brutal what with the cutting off a dude's face and all.
I like it so two thumbs down.
I know it's not BSG or 24, it's better. It has full frontal nudity, including Xena: Warrior Princess' breasts on display every episode, and gladiators gladiating.
And for you folk into menfolk, they don't skimp on the full frontal nudity of the gladiators who only wear loincloths when they're not diddling Roman matrons or standing around nekkid for said Roman matrons to gawk at. Unfortunately, for you, they already killed off the gladiator with the huge wang.
I haven't watched soap operas since Luke was diddling Laura, but this one is pretty darn good.
There have been 10 episodes so far (you can watch them all at the above link) and they were almost all pretty darn good. One or two were place holders (but they showed full frontal nudity so it wasn't a waste) but the rest have been good. This week's, in particular, was very good.
There's only two things I'd say weren't periodically accurate.
They use 'thumbs up' to mean, "Let him live" and 'thumbs down' for "Kill him", instead of the way it really was. Thumbs down meant, "Drop your weapon", i.e. let him live.
They also have most of the contests end in death, from what I've read, most of the contests didn't end in death unless the loser didn't fight well and they gave him the "thumbs up". Gladiators were expensive so you didn't want your valuable slaves being killed off too quickly.
Except for that, I'd say it shows Rome of that time fairly accurately.
It's good but be warned, it's brutal. They use 300-style effects, including lots of heads being lopped off in great sprays of blood. The 4th episode "The Pit" was especially brutal what with the cutting off a dude's face and all.
I like it so two thumbs down.
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Posted by: Jones at March 28, 2010 10:01 AM (KOkrW)
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Do a search for "lucy lawless spartacus" and you'll see all you want.
Jones, they're not quite spectacular, not quite. Huge areola and big, pointy nips.
Watching her kiss this hot, blonde, Roman chick a couple times every week is ummmm.....
I gotta go.
Jones, they're not quite spectacular, not quite. Huge areola and big, pointy nips.
Watching her kiss this hot, blonde, Roman chick a couple times every week is ummmm.....
I gotta go.
Posted by: Veeshir at March 28, 2010 11:48 AM (uSP1B)
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Wait, you didn't like ep 9?
Isn't that the one where we finally saw the hot Roman chick nekkid?
Dude.
Isn't that the one where we finally saw the hot Roman chick nekkid?
Dude.
Posted by: Veeshir at March 28, 2010 01:13 PM (LO4YB)
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While I have not seen this, I have to hesitate at you calling it better than BSG. If you need bewbs with BSG, watch The Plan.
Posted by: Ember at March 28, 2010 01:24 PM (LdRAG)
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Well I haven't seen the new BSG but I think I can unequivocally state Spartacus is better for 4 reasons.
Full frontal nudity.
Gladiatorial bouts.
Full frontal nudity.
Starbuck is not a chick.
Full frontal nudity.
Gladiatorial bouts.
Full frontal nudity.
Starbuck is not a chick.
Posted by: Veeshir at March 28, 2010 03:45 PM (gAzKp)
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1. Big Honking Space Battles
2. Grace Park
3. All Along the Watchtower cover in season 3 finale
4. Starbuck is not Dirk Benedict
I'll take Why Chad is Right and Veeshir is Wrong for a thousand, Alex ...
2. Grace Park
3. All Along the Watchtower cover in season 3 finale
4. Starbuck is not Dirk Benedict
I'll take Why Chad is Right and Veeshir is Wrong for a thousand, Alex ...
Posted by: Ember at March 28, 2010 11:22 PM (LdRAG)
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