First, I would like to thank The Academy doubleplusundead for graciously extending the invite to post here.  I promise not to abuse this power.  Much.

Second, I did warn you about the shoes.  Technically boots in this case, but whatevs.



I want those like burning.  Some of us consider Cruella De Vil a role model, you know.

Third, it's so nice to know that now I'm not just known as that bi chick who is terrified of spiders and clowns but I'm now known as that bi chick who is terrified of spiders and clowns and does anal.  My mother would be so proud.  

Patience and lube, people.  Patience and lube.  Diamonds are also useful, just sayin'. 

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