doubleplusundead

July 21, 2009

I must repectfully disagree with John Hawkins and this random dude from Cracked

The Black Eyed Peas couldn't have possibly written the worst song ever, because every song by the Black Eyed Peas is the worst song ever written. You know it's true.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 11:13 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 Ohhhh... I know that song. I heard it on the radio, and by the time they said 'tonight's gonna be a good night' the fifteenth time, I turned the damned radio off. I prefer to sit in silence than hear that stupid shit.

Speaking of relentlessly annoying people who I would prefer to never hear again, Obama finally speaks the truth: Health care reform will bring 'inefficiencies'.

Posted by: Jeff M at July 22, 2009 12:10 AM (iDq+K)

2 Um, yeah. I like it. But then again, I usually hear it after I've had a coupla vodka tonics and find myself grinding on somebody on a crowded dance floor. To be honest, the song is just about perfect when you're drunk and grinding on somebody on a dance floor.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 22, 2009 12:26 AM (rWvvO)

3 To be honest, the song is just about perfect when you're drunk and grinding on somebody on a dance floor.

*BZZZZZZT*

Sorry, Gabriel, but the answer we were looking for was "The perfect song to be played in an endless loop to punish the anguished souls condemned to suffer an eternity of torment in hell." Thanks for playing, though.

Posted by: Sean M. at July 22, 2009 01:01 AM (rLWHv)

4 Damn.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 22, 2009 01:53 AM (rWvvO)

5 That's okay. We have some lovely parting gifts for you.

Posted by: Sean M. at July 22, 2009 02:12 AM (rLWHv)

6 I hope you like Turtle Wax...

Posted by: Sean M. at July 22, 2009 02:35 AM (rLWHv)

So I take it none of you were alive in the 80s?

Air Supply's "I'm all out of drugs"... errrr...uuhhhhh, "I'm all out of love" is the worst, non-rap, song ever.

Posted by: Veeshir at July 22, 2009 07:44 AM (ThMnZ)

8 I usually hear it after I've had a coupla vodka tonics and find myself grinding on somebody on a crowded dance floor.

Vid or it didn't happen.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 22, 2009 12:06 PM (SHHaV)