It looks like on of our bloggers here at dpud is fed up with the way this election is going and has decided to jump into the fray as an independent candidate!

I'm guessing that her policy of having clowns shot by firing squad will really resonate with the electorate.

Update: My focus group of undecided voters (i.e. five drunk guys from an Applebee's located near a local community college) were impressed with her stance on bisexual chicks who reportedly enjoy teh buttsecks.  "Awesome, brah," was a representative comment.

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