Perhaps, if we demonstrate our obedience, it will eat us last...

It's big, it's black, it's gooey and it may be alive.

[...]

No one in the North Slope towns of Barrow and Wainwright can recall ever seeing anything like it.

Jellyfish and sea birds are getting caught up in the sticky, stinky stuff, which according to one official "has hairy strands on it."

Aaaaand this somehow gets blamed on Sarah Palin in 3...2...1...

Update: In addition to being a squish and a whiny crybaby, now he's stealing my jokes, damnit!

(Of course it's possible that he came up with the joke on his own, but I like to think that undeservedly high-traffic bloggers steal material from me.)

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