Looks like the Crazy Cock Tzar from Caracas isn't done being batshit crazy:

Chavez ordered the U.S. ambassador to leave Venezuela within 72 hours on Thursday, accusing the diplomat of conspiring against his government and saying he would also withdraw his own envoy from Washington immediately.

Chavez made the move in solidarity with Bolivia after his Andean ally expelled the U.S. diplomat there, accusing him of aiding violent protests. He said a new American ambassador will not be welcome in Caracas "until there's a U.S. government that respects the people of Latin America," suggesting that diplomatic relations will be scaled back until President Bush leaves the White House.

"They're trying to do here what they were doing in Bolivia," Chavez said, accusing Washington of trying to oust him.

"That's enough ... from you, Yankees," Chavez said, using an expletive. Waving his fists in the air, he added: "I hold the government of the United States responsible for being behind all the conspiracies against our nations!"

Holding up a watch to check the time, Chavez declared: "From this moment, the Yankee ambassador in Caracas has 72 hours to leave Venezuela!" He told his foreign minister to recall Venezuela's ambassador to Washington, Bernardo Alvarez, "before they kick him out of there."

He then whipped out a picture of Fidel Castro and started fondling himself on the podium.

I've got news for you Jugo:  The United States and its citizens don't give a shit about Bolivia or Venezuela.  The only time we actually remember you exist is when you start importing weapons or shouting about how we are interfering in your shitty little country.  Inevitably, the result of you instigating a fight is an end to your petty dictatorship and you at the end of a rope. 

Maybe you should just stop shooting your mouth off.  I have an idea, take one of the myriad cocks in your ass and put it in your mouth.  Or, as the king of Spain said, "por que no te callas?"

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