Dear Comrades,

In order to more clearly and explicitely define the limitations of the Racism and Prejudice Deterance Act of 2009, please note that the following terms, are considered Racist when applied to Officially Protected Class Groups (See Section VII, Subparagraph 3b of the RAPDA for details):

• Socialist
• Arrogant
• Elitist
• Terrorist
• Poor
• Rich
• Communist
• Lazy
• Incompetent
• Well-spoken
• Hard working
• Intelligent
• Stupid
• Opinionated
• Friendly

Also, pursuant to the Community Reinforcement / Individuality Suppression act of 2010, please remember that it is now illegal for Officially Designated Oppressor Class group members (those that make more than the Concensus Median Acceptable Income) to complain about these rules or the rate at which they are encouraged to contribute to the public good. 

Violations of these acts will be encouraged to relocate to their nearest RAPDA Reeducation Camp for instructional enhancement.

Thank you for your time.

*P.S. - Unlike the people on the left making ridiculous assertions of 1984-esque oppression to come for the last 8 years, I don't believe this is likely or even possible in the next 4 or 40 years. 

Know why?  No, not because the socialist left wouldn't love to do it (socialists seem to excel at one thing: Gulags). 

No, because we've got all the guns, motherfuckers! 

The left starts trying to round up civilians because of their beliefs, there will be a whole lot of resistance and not much of it will be in the form of sitins.  The reason they won't try is that they know this.  There is only one reason the left is so strongly against guns and it has nothing to do with the children.  Most of them are even directly aware of it. 

They want to take our guns so they can use demographic shifts in the United States to pass laws that finally and completely end the Racist Patriarchy's capitalist nightmare and usher in a new world of equality and harmony and public fellatio. 

Well fuck them. 

I will punch every commie in the face.

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