January 25, 2010

Definition: Trichinosis

{trik-uh-NOH-sis}

-noun.  A political malady caused by the excessive consumption of pork-barrel spending.  Symptoms include low poll numbers, fever, diarrhea, and the emergence of serious electoral challengers.  Potentially fatal to one's political career.

(See also: Cornhusker Kickback, Louisiana Purchase, Porkulus)

Posted by: JoeCollins at 08:22 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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But never fear, Dems, Barry will save your bacon.

Posted by: eddiebear at January 25, 2010 11:20 AM (wnU1W)

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