June 24, 2010

Conspiracy Theory of the Day: BP Spill Is Tapped Abiotic Oil Gusher

The rumor I heard on the radio was that they hit a highly pressurized abiotic oil pocket several thousand feet under the ocean floor and that "no human technology" can close it up.

Well, other than a side-shaft nuclear explosion that, according to this source, if mishandled, would permanently crack the pocket causing an indefinite problem.

I wonder if there is any way to prove/disprove if this oil is abiotic.

Update:  A couple more things.  First, I've always been rather open to abiotic oil theory because it just seems unlikely to me that so much plant/animal matter made it several miles under the earth practically EVERYWHERE. 

Second, now that I'm looking around the webs, there are quite a few (not necessarily reputable) people talking about this and claiming that, if it IS abiotic, it could last FOREVER!!!!11

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 07:43 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Well, if we found an oil source that lasts forever, so much for Peak Oil and a continuing spiral of energy costs.  So we have that going for us.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at June 24, 2010 08:01 PM (HSn53)

2 If true, this is evil that only my ex-wife is capable of.  Call a priest.

Posted by: tangonine at June 24, 2010 08:15 PM (C8Pcc)

3

this is evil that only my ex-wife is capable of.  Call a priest

Heh.

Posted by: davis,br at June 24, 2010 11:06 PM (uCShA)

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