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March 23, 2010

Conscientious Objectors

Can Scientologists gain exemption from the health care mandate because it pays for anti-depressants and they are against them? I heard somewhere that the Amish get an exemption on religious grounds. Maybe we need to start a "Conservative" religion.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 03:02 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 I am totally starting Amish Alextopia. It's like regular Amish. Except with electricity. And a server farm. Possibly an armory. Also booze. But other than that, totally Amish.

Posted by: alexthechick at March 23, 2010 03:14 PM (8WZWv)

2 OMG OMA sign me up.

Posted by: Mink Monica at March 23, 2010 03:25 PM (X+A1A)

3 We used to be called "Americans", I say we call it "Consitutionalism", nobody else is using that document.

Mass consists of reading the Constitution and drinking consecrated single malt scotch, that way, every mass is a High Holy Mass.

Make George Washington the major God of Freedom with the pantheon including at least the God of Writing (Madison), God of Organizing (John Adams), God of Signing (Hancock), God of Saying Stuff (Jefferson), God of Grog and Other Spirits (Ben Franklin) and God Against Socialism (Ronnie Raygun).

The Romans believed if you were worshipped as a god, you were.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 23, 2010 03:51 PM (pVnl4)

4 Amish, Scientologists and Muslims, too.

{___} here's a pot to puke in.

Posted by: Sadie at March 23, 2010 05:43 PM (UmnLz)

5 Wasn't there a SCOTUS case about a tax dodge religion... like cult of the two headed toad or something?

Posted by: JoeCollins at March 23, 2010 07:09 PM (VWd7T)

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