September 5th, 2009
2000 Meters Below Pyongyang

Cobra Kim-Ander:  It has been too long since we have struck at out hated enemies in rebel Korea! 

Destro:  *irritatedly looks up from his US Weekly magazine*

Sienna Miller:  Yeah, I hate those guys.  *fiddles with microwave burrito wrapper*

Cobra Kim-Ander:  Don't worry, I have an awesome plan to strike terror into their hearts and finally smash the imperialist running-dogs for good!

Destro:  *look switches from irritated to skeptical*

Sienna Miller:  Really?  *tears microwave burrito wrapper apart violently, dropping the contents on the floor*

Cobra Kim-Ander: Oh yes, it is my most diabolical plan yet!  Future generations will shudder in terror at the mere thought of it.  Children will tremble in their beds! 

Sienna Miller:  *Bends over slowly to pick up burrito.  Dusts it off.  Places in microwave*  Yeah?

Destro:  *blank stare*

Cobra Kim-Ander:  We're going to open the dam and flood them to death!!!  They'll never see it coming!

Destro:  *facepalm*

Sienna Miller:  *boop beep boop beep boop*  It has a door?

Cobra Kim-Ander:  No, its brilliant!  The river on the other side of the dam flows into rebellious Korea.  When they realize we have this ability they'll bend to our will like a reed in the wind!

Sienna Miller:  My TITS ARE SMOKING!!!

Cobra Kim-Ander:  We know you're hot.  Try to pay attention.

Sienna Miller:  No, they're on FIRE!!!

Cobra Kim-Ander:  Holy shit, how'd you do that with a microwave?  *splashes her with water*

Destro:  *facepalm*

Photoshop by Alice H.  Also, I'm a retard for forgetting to put that in the first place.

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