I don't know how the author of this diabolically brilliant plan is going to feel about me pimping said diabolically brilliant plan on a foul-mouthed conservative blog, since the descriptor on her blog is that she is a "liberal, geeky, nerdy, scientific, perverted atheist feminist trapped in Indiana," who has written at least one post about evil teabaggers.  I can't help it, though, because it's fucking brilliant, and, damnit, all the wimmins should participate.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you - Boobquake. 

This brilliant experiment is designed to combat the obviously fucking stupid prattling of a senior Iranian cleric who decided to finally connect the dots and say that earthquakes are 'cause women dress like whores.  (I think he may have used the word "immodestly" in place of "like whores".  Maybe.)  The idea is that women throughout America wear "immodest" clothing on Monday, 4/26.  (She wisely points out that what you deem immodest and what I deem immodest might be different things.  Since I have been paid to pose in a corset and a tutu on a stripper-pole, she's probably right.) 

In the name of SCIENCE!, she will monitor the number of earthquakes that occur on 4/26 to see if, in fact, the 112,000+ women who have committed to the Facechimp event caused more earthquakes to happen.

Ladies - just remember.  It's for science.

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