1 What I'd like to know is if she tried to use the "it's not what it looks like" cliche.  That'd be AWESOME!

2 Dude's edited the ad, the copy now says it was in the midst of a gang bang with Four Black Males!  OMFG, that makes it so much worse!

Srsly, I see this heading toward an announcement in the paper that the wedding's canceled and why. 

3

What's worse is that she is probably beside herself with grief over losing him, without even considering the how much she probably hurt him in the process, and would never have stopped doing this until she got caught.  She didn't love him, she was using him. 

I guess it is better than blaming your black baby on watching a 3-D porno movie.  Srsly, you guys needs to research this story out of New York and post it up here, it is perfect for this blog. 

4 Oh, that has to be fake. That is the exact plot - and nearly the exact quote - from the beginning of Old School. I call Shenanigans!