Let's just say, a certain actress in this movie will be causing little Iron Men all over America.

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It's always been obvious that men attempt to rationalize their misogynistic behavior by blaming the victim -- as if wearing a sweater whose neckline approaches the hemline of a micro-miniskirt should actually force a man to take a second look at the goods on display.  Any fool could see that, no matter what a woman wears, it's anti-feminist to imagine showing a "slut" a display of power for the sheer pleasure of forcing her to submit.  But men seem to think that their sadistic fantasies are completely justified when a woman shows a little skin.  And then they justify it by going stupid and thinking it's all about mixed signals, as if a woman who's dressed provocatively might actually want to be provoked.

The only fair thing for a man to do is self-castration.  This goes double for conservative men, who can't stop fantasizing about being both the rapist and the rape victim.  Rush talks about bending over and taking it, teabaggers--and you know the teabaggers knew exactly what label they were giving themselves--scream and cry about having health care shoved down their throats.  Self-castration would prove a man's good intentions, that he's really interested in a woman for her mind and her soul rather than dreaming about forcing himself into her private spaces, consensually or otherwise.  Once the world is free of testosterone, we will no longer live in a rape culture where women are assumed to be public property.  And there will be no more pregnancy, no more sperm setting up shop in unwilling uteruses, no more protection of the rapist while condemning the victim.  Because when a woman is dressed provocatively, it always means NO!

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I see a bunch of flags in this picture and I'm pretty sure at least half a dozen of them are associated with white power organizations.  I'll wait for Chucky Johnson to do the research.

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“You know that the rulers in this world lord it over their people, and officials flaunt their authority over those under them. But among you it will be different. Whoever wants to be a leader among you must be your servant, and whoever wants to be first among you must be the slave of everyone else. For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve others and to give his life as a ransom for many.” - Jesus Christ

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A reader writes:

Earlier today you mentioned said that every teabagger was "an unrepentant, flag-waving racist troglodyte who live only to destroy America and lynch every black person they can find." 

I hate to disagree with you because I'm pretty sure you're the smartest and sexiest man not only on the internet but on Earth but I have to take issue with your use of the word troglodyte in this context.  Recent research indicates that cave-dwelling humans were actually very racially sensitive as all indiginous peoples are.  Only through Rethuglican brainwashing and Christianist concentration camps for kids do humans actually become so hatefilled and vile.

Anyway, you are the best and most awesome human being that ever lived and none of us, not ONE, deserves half of what you provide us on a daily basis.  I love you and I'm not just saying that because I probably am you.

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Once again, the racist homophobic sexist teabagging right wing extremists are attacking the scientific credibility of a Democratic representative.  The hateful hacks of the Republican Party continue to deny the fundamental truths that peer-reviewed science brings to us.  Last time I checked, there is formidable scientific evidence to support the hypothesis that Guam could fall into the sea, or, as Congressman Hank Johnson put it, "flip over, and uh, capsize."

After all, Mister Plato, founder of the prestigious Athens Academy, documented the history of the island.  It is well known fact that, after the failed attack of Atlantis upon the city of Athens, the island fell victim to the dramatic climate change that was created by the Oracle at Delphi.  The natural gasses she inhaled created unsustainable amounts of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere as they were released.  Originally, Plato described Atlantis as being "swallowed up by the sea and vanished".  However, recent research by two MIT dropouts indicates that the scientific facts of this case - much like the so-called "facts" that these extremist nut job Republicans throw at us - are not what they seem.

Their research shows that the actual demise of the island of Atlantis is, in fact, a far more sinister component of global climate change, known as Tectonic Island Thermal Alignment Non-Isometric Cataclysm, or TITANIC.  To us, this would be unthinkable.  What we would have thought of as unsinkable only yesterday, tomorrow may lie in a watery grave, and only Congressman Hank Johnson is brave enough to speak out on behalf of the Island of Guam.  It's obvious that the despicable right-wing simply doesn't care about Guam, because only 10% of the population is white; so-called conservatism's ugly policies are continually rampant with racism.  The situation with TITANIC and the Island of Guam is just another example of their refusal to accept scientific facts when swayed by their fear of minorities.

From the paper in the Journal of Totally Awesome Science:

See, first they make bad air by letting that future-seer-girl get high on volcanoes.  Plus, there were cities.  Cities are bad.  All that bad volcano air creates a local greenhouse effect, in effect, warming the ocean locally.  Also, we’re pretty sure they made a big ozone hole.  There were cities.  There had to be ozone holes.  Right above them.  It was hot in Atlantis.

The stuff that islands are made of is probably full of methane.  Frozen methane.  From Krypton.  It’s trapped in all the rocks, which eats away at continental crust when super-heated by the bad volcano air which was compounded by the ozone hole right above them, like a giant magnifying glass made of bad.  As the methane escapes and eats the island, the island experiences earthquakes – much as happened in the island nation of Haiti.  Eventually, the island itself shears off like an iceberg, flips over, and capsizes, sinking to the ocean floor.

Our research indicates that bad car air is way worse than bad volcano air, and we anticipate this fate occurring to several island nations in the near future, Guam, Haiti, the United Kingdom, and Nantucket. 

So, to the racist homophobic sexist teabagging right wing extremist blogosphere, I say that you are today’s WORST PERSON … IN THE WOOOOORLD!

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