Well, I've got my future planned out.

Quick, Someone give this man some Val-U-Rite vodka! He's damn near livin' the Ace-O'-Spades lifestyle:

A homeless man accused of duping 13 women by posing as a millionaire on an Internet dating service was arraigned Wednesday in this Philadelphia suburb.
Paul Krueger, 50, used a laptop computer to meet the women on Millionairematch.com, prosecutors said. He is accused of stealing more than $100,000 from the women after convincing them he was a Grammy-nominated record mogul who needed investors for a new business venture that manufactured DVDs, CDs and other videos. He showed one victim false stock reports detailing the success of his nonexistent new business, according to court papers.

Any of you wealthy ladies out there want to hear about investing in blogging futures?

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He totally wanted to have sex with that chili dog

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Moron of the Day: DPUD

I know it may be in bad taste to bash the host in my first post but that only proves my point. He leaves little choice when he starts copying keys and turns this place into a Moron clown car. It reminds me of Nancy Pelosi shrieking about putting the reins of power into the hands of the children (funny unintentionally, I'm sure). Besides, I'm not the only one doing it; Jack M. and her lovely sister Gabe M. are constantly calling out Wicket or whoever runs Ace of Spades.

In all seriousness, I'm really excited to be invited over to doubleplusundead and intend to bring my unique brand of zombie strategy, home improvement tips, and political art to all you morons.

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