Apropos of My Earlier Post

The 10 Weirdest USB Devices Ever.

I especially like #10 and #2.

Know of any other bizarre USB Devices?

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I wish every car with flames would do this

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The smell of fear

Science!

Researchers have found that chemical signals emitted by the body in sweat when scared really can be picked up by others and can trigger fear in their brains.

The discovery may help to explain why individuals with phobias such as a fear of flying can infect others who normally exhibit no such worries.

The study by Stony Brook University in New York found people who are scared give off "pheromones" - hormones - that subconsciously trigger parts of the brain associated with fear.

They concluded that fear could be "contagious", but said it was too early to say whether the brain triggers actually resulted in people being scared.

I'll let you go to the link to find out about the research methodology, which sounds interesting, if not exactly pleasant.

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The UhBama Meter

Alright Morons, we've got to start proving how stupid, dull and inarticulate (inartful?) our new CinC is so I want to start rating his soundbites based on the number of "uh's" per minute.  We can track various soundbites and generate a list of his best.  I bet the number will be pretty impressive.

Why, just today Obama answered a Fox News question at an astounding 15 Uhs/Minute. 

Go ahead and calculate the rate for any soundbite you might have and let's see how high his stupidity goes.

Oh, and I've never seen a human being that is as dull, self-interested and humorless as this bastard.  In that regard, it will be a long 4/8 years. 

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Presented without context

Beaumont's attorney claimed that Beaumont had taken some speed prior to the killing, but says that he doesn't quite remember the stabbing-him-in-the-anus portion of the event.

Well, I guess if there were any single portion of an event that you'd prefer to forget (or at least not "quite remember," anyway), that would probably be it.

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I need a bailout

I just found out today that my student loan bill is three times my annual salary. 

In related news, never go to grad school.

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For Future Reference

I will exhaust myself torturing anyone that even contemplates making my daughter cry like this.

Seriously.  I'll be panting with fatigue by the time this individual's desperate screams end with a soul screaming to hell.

You know, just in case you were wondering.

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Let's Talk Women

An important documentary on an important topic.

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It's Official

Satire has become impossible.

(h/t: the Inestimable Pejman)

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