January 25, 2009

Alcohol helps perpetuate the illusion of bedroom proficiency

I never realized they actually have a name for it - brewer's droop.

Australian researchers have made the surprise discovery that consuming alcohol actually improves men's performance in the bedroom.
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In a study of 1580 Australian men, drinkers reported up to 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers.

Emphasis mine. I'm going to guess that at least a few of the readers here have experienced the guy who doesn't realize that he tried stuffing the marshmallow into the piggybank and then passed out cold on top of you, limp as a month-old carrot. And then tries to act in the morning like he gave you the night of your life and you should be paying him.  But I'm not bitter, really.

Posted by: Alice H at 03:05 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 jeez Alice, couldn't we have kept that between us?

Posted by: Frank G at January 25, 2009 06:19 PM (P0rQD)

2 Duh.  Sex is a race.  Whoever finishes first, wins.

LOSER!
 
heh.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2009 07:05 PM (2uped)

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