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August 22, 2008

A slow news day thought

That bump on the back of my neck is there because:

(a) it's just a bump, which is nothing to worry about.

(b) it's cancer.

(c) a bug laid it's eggs in me while I was sleeping.

My guess is (c).

(Blame Barack Obama. I had planned to write on his VP pick, and how McCain could best react to that, but he's screwed that up for us, too.)

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 11:40 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Duh. It's obviously the bugs.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 22, 2008 12:13 PM (SHHaV)

2 What harm can a couple of little bugs do, anyway?

Posted by: XBradTC at August 22, 2008 12:15 PM (pSXbN)

3 Fair warning XBradTC... a fly can do things... Ugh... (shudder)... Especially the Botfly. Graphic but real.

www.ambergriscaye.com

Posted by: Lemur King at August 22, 2008 12:32 PM (bOVmC)

4 That's an upload port. They can hear you thinking now.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at August 22, 2008 12:40 PM (1Ug6U)

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at August 22, 2008 12:40 PM

If they weren't bored before, they are now!

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at August 22, 2008 12:47 PM (/fMnV)

6 So very sorry. Brain fart.

http://ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/botfly2.html

Posted by: Lemur King at August 22, 2008 01:06 PM (bOVmC)

7 What if the bug was one of those Madagascar hissing cockroaches? Eww.

Posted by: conservativebelle at August 22, 2008 01:26 PM (0Nvmz)

8 Hope its not one of those aliens from the alien movies. Then we'd have to get the Predator to battle it. You'd live though but have to sit by and watch the battle.

Seriously, hope you're kidding, right?

Posted by: Quaking_Conservative at August 22, 2008 05:02 PM (GcRtE)

9 Hey, XBradTC -
ambergriscaye? Isn't ambergris that stuff they took from whales in the old days? Is that a real place?

Posted by: Quaking_Conservative at August 22, 2008 05:05 PM (GcRtE)

10 Quake, I didn't post that, but If you try the green link, looks like a real place to me, and I'd say it's a good bet that's why they named it. And yeah, ambergris was the waxy stuff used to make perfume.

Posted by: XBradTC at August 22, 2008 07:24 PM (pSXbN)

11 XBradTC - Grassy Ass. I am loosing it in my old age.

Posted by: Quaking_Conservative at August 22, 2008 07:28 PM (GcRtE)

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