doubleplusundead

December 22, 2009

A Christmas Gift

To the conservatives who sat out the last presidential election because there was no difference between McCain and Obama or to teach those G.O.P. fat cats a lesson and also to those "smart" people like Althouse and McCardle who should have fucking known better...

Obama is nothing even remotely resembling a centrist and you handed the government to a bunch of half-a-tard communists who couldn't govern a 7-11.

This steaming shit sandwich is going to buttfuck us all for generations.

So yeah, umm... get fucked. Die in a fire.

Love,
Moron Pundit

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 08:54 PM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
Post contains 95 words, total size 1 kb.

1 May I sign this Christmas card too?

Posted by: Alice H at December 22, 2009 09:15 PM (qJHYy)

2 Of course. I figure I can get all the signatures and then buy up some billboard space.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2009 09:27 PM (GC5S2)

3 I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 22, 2009 09:48 PM (bQ5xy)

4 I always like a good facecocking! And the douches that voted for this "wanna be" deserve several.

Posted by: mare at December 23, 2009 02:19 AM (X1fsj)

Ya know, I sat out the last election and I feel better than ever about it. Obama is everything I hoped for and worse. I much prefer a shock to the system than a slow slide into oblivion. At least with the shock, people might rouse themselves a bit.

If the average American is too fat, dumb and lazy to fight back at this point (which is still likely), then fuck it all. And by fight back, I most definitely do not mean another status quo GOPer. The entire elite oligarchy needs to be dismantled.

Of course, Althouse and McCardle are complete fucking idiots, at least on that we can agree.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at December 23, 2009 07:27 AM (WhFvm)

6 I don't vote for liberals. McCandidate was/is a liberal. Give me a fucking conservative next time, and I'll vote. Until then, suck it....the reason Obama is president is because the Republican party no longer has the balls to field actual conservative candidates. You candy asses are blame too, as evidenced by your willingness to vote for the shit sandwich that was McCain.

Posted by: DngrMse at December 23, 2009 10:22 PM (LWPer)

7 Handjobdavey, call on line one....It's WTF calling, from America.

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 23, 2009 10:23 PM (9s/wv)

8 Ya know, I sat out the last election and I feel better than ever about it.

Voting should be restricted to those of us who have a neocortex.

Posted by: Antidave at December 23, 2009 10:52 PM (cVJwC)

9 I don't vote for liberals. McCandidate was/is a liberal. Give me a fucking conservative next time, and I'll vote. Until then, suck it...

See comment Number 8.

Posted by: Antidave at December 23, 2009 10:53 PM (cVJwC)

10 Yeah, if I have a choice between being fondled by a creepy gym teacher, or being anally raped and murdered by John Wayne Gacy, I'd go with the "shock to the system". That makes perfect sense.

Posted by: schizuki at December 23, 2009 11:02 PM (gdjuF)

11 See comment Number 8.

So how's that Big Tent working out for you?

Posted by: DngrMse at December 23, 2009 11:10 PM (LWPer)

12 So how's that Big Tent working out for you?

Let's see: A GOP "big tent" versus the Pelosi-Reid-Obama axis...

For the life of me, I simply can't figure out which would do more damage to the country. I know! I'll just sit out the next five elections! That'll show everyone what a super-patriot and braniac I am!

Posted by: Antidave at December 24, 2009 02:30 AM (cVJwC)

13 Voting should be restricted to those of us who have a neocortex.

Which clearly leaves you out, right?

Johnny Maverick vs. The Obamanation - a distinction without a useful difference. Like, would you rather be killed slowly and eaten by a friend, or eaten alive by an enemy...

I know! I'll just sit out the next five elections! That'll show everyone what a super-patriot and braniac I am!

No - but it will give us a better chance at the grownups being put in charge for a change...

I simply can't figure out which would do more damage to the country.

Probably because there's no choice involved - either way, the extent of damage would, ultimately, be the same. With "Moderate" Johnny in charge, it simply would have taken a bit longer - and the effects would likely have been ignored longer.

Have a Happy 2010...

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at December 24, 2009 07:06 AM (GTrAn)

14 Let's see: A GOP "big tent" versus the Pelosi-Reid-Obama axis...

Let's see: Get ass raped all at once via the Obama-Pelosi-Reid axis, or a little at a time via the McCain presidency. The man is a fan of AGW, is opposed to free speech rights, is a fan of tax increases. That's why I did'nt vote for him. Again, Republicans, you want my vote, then provide me a candidate worthy of voting for. I will never play the "lesser of two evils" game again.

You can whine, you can cry, you can call me names...but until they get serious about being conservatives, they will not get my vote.

Posted by: DngrMse at December 24, 2009 11:20 AM (LWPer)

Hide Comments | Add Comment