A Good Day 35 years delayed

Video of Texas Stadium getting sploded.


You don't know how many times I prayed for just such an occurrence in the 70s.
Of course, I wanted it to happen during a Cowboys/Eagles, Monday Night game in the 70s. 
I really wanted to sing, "Turn out the lights, the party's over" as the roof collapsed on Dandy Fucking Don and Howard and both of those teams.

Eh, it's still a good day.
(Title edited cuz I can't do math anymore)

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Just to make Huckabee freak out

At least when I post stuff like this I totally mean to do it.

(sort of sfw - no nudity but still)

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There is no possible way this can go wrong

The Phelphs Freaks are going to picket the funerals of the WV miners because, idk, the gamma ray burst told them to or some such.

Why is this marked Win then?  Because I do believe that the Phelps Freaks will be greeted in the manner in which they so so richly deserve. 

I would not provoke a West Virginia coal miner and/or his widow.  You're safer dousing yourself in bbq sauce and then climbing into a polar bear cage. 

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Caution! Prostitutes!

No. Really.

I'm not sure if that counts as a warning or as a piece of friendly advice.

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Children dead from lack of vaccinations are cheering in their graves

This probably has nothing to do with the fact that her son doesn't really have autism.

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“Non Est Hic Surrexit Enim Sicut Dixit Venite Videte Locum Ubi Positus Erat Dominus”

and



He is risen, Alleluia!

Behold, the bonds of Death and Despair have been forever broken on this night. The Light has broken the Darkness, as Jesus of Nazareth has risen from the Dead, fulfilled the prophecies of old, and granted to all of us the gift of Eternal Life.

I know the last year or so has been tough on a lot of us, including our little online community. But so long as we believe our Eternal Gift awaits us, Death and Sadness will never win.

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That's some cold shit.

The iCade Cabinet!


Psych!

Admit it, most of you were all excited for a second.
That's funny because I don't want an iPad.

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Anna Paquin update

Apparently the commercial where she comes out as bisexual is so popular the search traffic is crashing the servers.

That has to be making her feel pretty good.


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Best. Doctor. Evah!

I love this cat.

A doctor who considers the national health-care overhaul to be bad medicine for the country posted a sign on his office door telling patients who voted for President Barack Obama to seek care "elsewhere."

"I'm not turning anybody away — that would be unethical," Dr. Jack Cassell, 56, a Mount Dora urologist and a registered Republican opposed to the health plan, told the Orlando Sentinel on Thursday. "But if they read the sign and turn the other way, so be it."

The sign reads: "If you voted for Obama … seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

Fuck yeah!

Oh, and fuck anybody who is upset. Fuck them with whatever a urologist uses. So long as the guy isn't discriminating based on race, gender, etc., he can do whatever the fuck he wants. And good for him.

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When they were passing out brains these Somali pirates thought the said trains and asked for slow ones

NAIROBI, Kenya – Suspected Somali pirates fired on a U.S. Navy warship off East Africa early Thursday in what appeared to be a ransom-seeking attack on an American guided missile frigate, officials said.

The USS Nicholas returned fire on the pirate skiff, sinking it and confiscating a nearby mothership. The Navy took five pirates into custody, said Navy Lt. Patrick Foughty, a spokesman.

Capt. Jack Sparrow was reached for comment and said, "Dude, seriously what were you thinking? Lay off the Khat and the ghanja for a couple hours before you decide who to attack"

A US Central Command spokesman when questioned about the incident replied, "They chose poorly"

source

(OK, I made the responses up but it's what they would have said I'm sure)

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