An excellent topic worthy of our discussion

In the comments below, Veeshir raised an excellent question which I do believe deserves a separate post to answer.

First, I would like to say that Megan Kelly and Shepard Smith are almost exactly the same. Except Megan, of course, has bigger balls.

They're both advocacy journalists (Shep is obviously trying to be Geraldo, Jr while Megan is more like Glenn Beck), which one is better looking?

A truly excellent question indeed. Let us examine the evidence.  First, Shep:



Great eyes, looks fab in a suit, has that "I'm a naughty boy" grin.  Alllllll good.  And then he opens his mouth, proves he's an utter loon and makes me want to smack him in the face with my 3 wood.  -10,000 attractiveness points.

Then there Megyn:



Intelligent, articulate, excellent sense of humor, nice personal style . . . . Yeah, yeah, like any of y'all are reading the words at the moment.

She's stunning and smart and makes idiots near to cry while interviewing them.  +10,000 attractiveness points.

The winner, in a landslide, Megyn.

Now, if you want me to choose between Megyn and Brit Hume, well, that's a different story.  Oh Brit.  Oh your snark.  Oh your archness.  Oh how you made Juan Williams look like an idiot.  I LOVE YOU BRIT PLEASE COME BACK!  Ahem.  What was the question? 

 

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This is what sound looks like

Via Gizmodo.

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Dueling Craziness Monday!

In One corner: former Phillies Catcher Darren Daulton has done a lot of drugs, and speaks to lizards.

“I started experiencing these different realms, these different planes of existence … I know exactly what I’m capable of doing. … People talk about speaking with lizards and stuff. You can communicate with anyone, with nature, that’s all that happened there. To me, that’s not a big deal now. I like to astal travel, teleport, travel through time … December 21, 2012, by the way, that’s the number. As seven billion people, the world will rise to another level of consciousness. I don’t have all the answers.”

Yeah, that's some good stuff right there. But can it top these people, who think the moon is gay?

I think we should send some morons into space to land on the moon and plant bombs to blow it up. The moon is gay.

Where's Frank J when you need him?

You make the call!

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This Story Has Something For Everyone

Well, as long as by "everyone", we mean Rosetta and Alex.

The Boulder Police Department is looking for a cross-dressing man wearing clown makeup who robbed a liquor store on Saturday night.Boulder police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said officers received a call from the Boulder Beer Emporium, on the 4700 block of Table Mesa Drive, just before midnight. The caller said that the store was robbed.

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Saturday Night hotassery

Since The Actual Real World has me wanting to use the stompy boots on everything (really, really those rat bastards in Congress voted on a bill that doesn't exist REALLY?), I decided to take refuge in hotassery.

You're welcome.

And sheesh yes it's bipartisan you people are so freaking fussy, sheesh.

Ummm, not totally nekkid but moderately NSFW
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See, this is how you do advertising!

I'll probably be buying a can of Pringles this weekend as a result, yeah, I'm a sucker for entertaining ads.  And yes, it's safe to click the little speech bubble.

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Here Is What A Real Leader Does

 At least Sarah Palin knows how to put on a flight suit. I bet Biden would have put the helmet on backwards.

Photo courtesy Army Sgt. Ricardo Branch.

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Tiger v. Laptop

If any of you want to buy me one of those (tiger and/or laptop), I'll definitely set up a mail drop.

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Quote of the Day

"How many more icons of my youth can we lose in one day? Stay strong, Hasselhoff. Stay strong." - Jim Treacher

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Just Make Sure You Don't Stare Directly At It When It Is Opened

Seriously, I swear I saw a movie about this once.

The idea that the Ark is presently in Ethiopia is a well-documented, albeit disputed, tradition dating back to at least 642 B.C. The tradition says it was moved to Elephantine Island in Egypt, then to Tana Kirkos Island in Ethiopia and finally to its present site at St. Mary's of Zion Church in Axum.

 

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Great Moments In Political Discourse, Urinating Monkey Edition

I guess the folks and critters in Zambia have a unique way of expressing their political views.

"You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket," Banda softly sneered at the monkey.

Banda, who recently won reelection, seemed a bit pee-ved as he paused and looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair.

"Perhaps these are blessings," he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats at the presidential offices in the capital Lusaka.

Several monkeys play around the grounds of Banda's residence and his office.

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A bit of non-important fluff

So.  I just got back from Transformers 2.   Let me put it this way, it's Michael Bay directing a movie about robots smashing into each other.  The odds I wouldn't like it are, pretty much, non-existent.

Not too spoilery but I'll put below the fold.
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More awesome LEGO stuff

Getting married?

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Video Of The Day

Thanks to Carin

The irony of a song made by trust fund anarchists for trust fund anarchists who have never faced anything scarier than the last level of Halo 3 being used by people who are trying to survive against one of the left's favorite regimes is delicious. 

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Quote of the Day

From Greg Gutfeld, reacting to the unserious Obama, who spent his day hanging out with Tony Hawk and getting soft serve while Iranian protesters are getting shot and beaten in the streets,

Someone please dig up Reagan. I'd take a dead leader with balls over a living camp counselor who wants all the cool kids to like him.

Kensington, in Gutfeld's comments,

This skateboard guy is likely to be the only hawk we get in the White House whilst Obama is POTUS.

He's going to be worse than Carter...worse than Carter after Carter left the White House.

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Real Courage, Iranian Edition

Truth to power, indeed!

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I know, I know but if I had shame I wouldn't be me

I love Roland Emmerich. I do. And I can't wait for 2012.

Dude.  He figured out a way to blow up the whole world.  This is going to be so so perfectly awful.  Cannot.  Freaking.  Wait. 

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I am posting this for the helpful advice on fitness

And not for the picture. Devon Aoki beefed up by carrying around a 30 pound gun.

See, that's TOTALLY helpful advice.  Totally.  I thought I'd be a caring giver and share.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch Sin City again. 

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Oopsie

Iribnews.ir, the Iranian state-run news website, has been hacked. Front page hasn't been changed yet, but my guess is that it's coming shortly. 

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Happy Sushi Day!

Yay!

 

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