In News Morons Can Use, I give you how to build a propane fueled metal forge.

Now, if all of you will give my business cards to your neighbors for when the inevitable ensues, I would appreciate it. 

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Thanks to a new technique developed by Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev, now you can get drunk without drinking.

Moskalev has created an "alcohol pill" using a method that transforms alcohol into a powder, which can then be packed into potent pills.

"We have developed a technology that allowed us to turn any liquid solution into powder," Professor Moskalev said.

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The possibilities here are endless.  Honestly, it's kind of left me at a loss for words.

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Their marketing manager so deserves a raise.

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Totally pwns that truther sack of shit Jesse Ventura,

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I would like to state for the record that I did not buy this just for the boots.

Well.  Not *just*.

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Meredith Baxter just mad my day.

Thirteen years ago I had a short-term affair with somebody — a woman — who I just cared for tremendously as a person, was not really attracted to her, but the best way to describe it, [a romance] seemed like the next natural step in our relationship just because I cared about her a lot. Not once — it’s probably hard to imagine — but not once did it occur to me that I was a lesbian. Not once. I just thought, OK, I don’t think so, and went off and got married again for a short period of time. And a couple years after that, I entered my next foray into being with a woman, and the penny dropped at that point.

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