July 04, 2008

Happy Independence Day!

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Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!

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Independence Day

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Have a good day today, and enjoy your weekend!

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July 03, 2008

Happy Independence Day!



Folks, all I ask is the we all end this weekend with the same number of body parts as we had when we woke up today.

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July 02, 2008

Val-U-Rite before beer, definitely not in the clear

Speaking of enjoying the Ace of Spades Lifestyletm responsibly, here we have the story of a woman to whom I am surely related:

A 74-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Sunday after crashing her Cadillac through the front window of a convenience store, authorities said.

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After plowing halfway through the store, Rice got out of the car, walked over to the cooler and pulled out a six-pack of Budweiser, said the store owner, who gave only his last name, Awada.

"I don't know how she managed to walk," Awada said.

She managed to walk because she is the most amazing elderly person on the face of the planet. Age concerns be damned, I think we have our new top-tier VP pick for McCain. She could pick up disaffected Hillary voters while partying with the younger voters normally attracted to the Obamessiah.

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