Go to Snapped Shot to see for yourself.

 And in tribute to Brian's hard work:

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I mean, the weather in much of the U.S. blows donkey balls this time of the year, while it is summer right now in Rio.

Oh, and you might get to see these synchronized swimming twins.

Courtesy MTV Brazil.

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer


Gambit. Gambit. Gambit. Gambit. Also Ryan Reynolds with swords.And pffft. Hugh looking hotass. Pfffft. Wow. Between this and Watchmen, next year has the potential to kick ass.

How excited am I for this?  I'm willing to embed a vid from that Hole Of Suck, MySpace. 

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I agree with Karol...I like it when he takes Democratic Senators out of purple states to serve in his Cabinet.  Which, I guess, is not so much "good" as it is "less bad than everything else."

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Gov. Sarah Palin, on the Wasilla Bible Church fire:

"(Palin) told an assistant pastor that she apologizes if the incident is in any way connected to the undeserved negative attention the church has received since she became a vice presidential candidate on Aug. 29. Whatever the motives of the arsonist, the governor has faith in the scriptural passage that what was intended for evil will in some way be used for good."

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The Official Men of the Moronosphere t-shirt.




Also from Threadless.   I'm going to end up buying one of everything. Srsly.

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So, I'm guessing all of you Morons have been out to bars, taverns, and railroad yard hobo-hunts, and you're staggering back home for a little hair of the dog, bacon, coffee, pancakes, and more bacon. 

That's fine.  But I'm pretty sure you all would have been home, knitting and/or reading your Bibles (I'm sure I would have been) last night if it weren't for some sort of bad influence.  Namely, Big Boob Friday.

That's right, pictures of busty wenches have led you astray.  You've been hoodwinked, bamboozled by visions of huge bazooms.  Well, I'm here to lead you back down to earth with something that's more realistic and more pleasing at the same time.  Something that will lead those of you who have strayed back to the path of...uhhh...well...it's something I find inspirational, and it's below the fold...


more...

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Might I suggest this t-shirt?

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The Bushes are denying the Obamas the right to move into the Blair House.

The White House has turned down a request from the family of President-elect Barack Obama to move into Blair House in early January so that his daughters can start school on Jan. 5.

The Obamas were told that Blair House, where incoming presidents usually stay in the five days before Inauguration Day, is booked in early January, a spokesperson to the Obama transition said. “We explored the idea so that the girls could start school on schedule,’ the spokesperson said. “But, there were previously scheduled events and guests that couldn’t be displaced.”

It remained unclear who on Bushes guest list outranked the incoming President.

“It’s not a public schedule,” said Sally McDonough, spokeswoman for First Lady Laura Bush, in refusing to disclose who was staying at Blair House. “It’s not a question of outranking the Obamas. Blair House will be available to them on January 15.”

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I think we know the answer to this one.

"If we went that way, we would have all died," said Howard, who was hiding behind 12-inch-high rocks with bullets bouncing off about every 10 seconds. Insurgents again nearly overran the U.S. position, firing down from 25 yards away — so near that the Americans said they could hear their voices. Another 2,000-pound bomb dropped "danger close," Howard said, allowing the soldiers to get away.

 Finally, after hours of fighting, the troops made their way down to the streambed, with those who could still walk carrying the wounded. A medical evacuation helicopter flew in, but the rotors were immediately hit by bullets, so the pilot hovered just long enough to allow the in-flight medic to jump off, then flew away.

 A second helicopter came in but had to land in the middle of the icy, fast-moving stream. "It took two to three guys to carry each casualty through the river," Ford said. "It was a mad dash to the medevac." As they sat on the helicopter, it sustained several rounds of fire, and the pilot was grazed by a bullet.

 By the time the battle ended, the Green Berets and the commandos had suffered 15 wounded and two killed, both Afghans, while an estimated 150 to 200 insurgents were dead, according to an official Army account of the battle. The Special Forces soldiers had nearly run out of ammunition, with each having one to two magazines left, Ford said.

 "We should not have lived," said Walding, reflecting on the battle in a phone interview from Fort Bragg, N.C., where he and the nine others are to receive the Silver Stars today. Nine more Green Berets from the 3rd Special Forces Group will also receive Silver Stars for other battles. About 200 U.S. troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan have received the Silver Star, the U.S. military's third-highest combat award.

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And this is one example.

That literary turd we can’t seem to scrape from the bottom of our thong, Kathy Lette, has admitted – in the pages of London’s The Daily Mail, and on Australian morning television - to having had an affair with a married man. Now, I’m aware that there are some people who’d rather watch their own children slow grilled on a bed of live paederasts than see Kathy Lette talking, let alone to read her terrible writing, but blow me down if the piece in The Daily Mail didn’t feature scarcely a pun at all (well, maybe one or two, but that’s well down on Kathy’s usual high fre-pun-cy!). I have decided, then, to rewrite Kathy’s piece and publish it below, torturing the prose in the manner to which Kathy’s poor suffering words are accustomed. Enjoy…

It was way back in 1980, readers, when Kathy met some guy in a local gym whom she allowed to take her home for a bit of the old how’s your father. This was a guy who thought “weights” was what you had to endure before picking up a bit of skirt! In fact, that night he managed some 366 pounds! He also thought to “come” was a signal to “go”, because, after he came, he went!

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Well, his son now plays football in Oklahoma.

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If so, I merely call it "Tuesday Night".

Police say a man damaged five vehicles and urinated on other cars at the Volkswagen dealership.

A suspect was arrested after a bystander called Halton police. No clear motive has been determined for the attack.

“He was not a customer,” said Sgt. Brian Carr. “This was not directed at the dealership. It was just a random act.”

He added there are no signs that drugs, alcohol or mental health problems are connected to the case.

Police say a man drove into the dealership and rammed vehicles with his 2007 Mazda pickup truck, then drove through the front entrance way and began urinating on other parked vehicles.

He returned to his truck, grabbed a bottle of champagne and a glass and climbed onto the truck’s roof.

While there, the man was observed committing an indecent act and proceeded to throw objects at a witness.

Police arrived and arrested a suspect without incident.

A 36-year-old Hamilton man is

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Incredible story.

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Roddy's going away. 



I have a lot of contact in the engineering and construction industries in Illinois and it has been an open secret since his rise to power that you had to 'pay to play' in Illinois.

I guess Rezko sang like a canary.  Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Exit Question:  Is Illinois capable of electing a governor that doesn't end up in prison?

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Want. Want. Want.

That would go perfectly with the Stormtrooper shoes. Hmm. I may have just found what to buy me for Christmas.

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On this, a day that has lived in infamy, thank you, thank you and thank you again to all of those who served, are serving or will serve in our armed forces. I am free because of the sacrifice of others and I will never take that for granted.

I'm sure everyone saw this over at the Moron In Chief's but it's worth listening to again.

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Yesterday was the 75th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition, the end of a dark era for our Moron ancestors, who were forced to buy bathtub Val-U-Rite vodka from the likes of Al Capone while dodging Elliot Ness and a shotgun-toting Sean Connery.



Anyway, drink up, Morons!

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