March 09, 2009

MyPhone

It's not like I'm a luddite or anything, but my cell phone?  You know what it can do?  It can make a motherfucking phone call.  That's about it.  You know why that's all it does?  Because it's a telephone.  It doesn't need a bunch of "apps."

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March 08, 2009

Patterico does not speak for me *Update*

Ya know, since everyone is obsessed with who is speaking for whom these days.

[dpud] Sorry, I have to add this, if you read Patterico's post here, be sure to read Jeff Goldstein's posts here and here to see what this is all about. 

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March 06, 2009

Barney Gumble Syndrome?

British woman has been belching uncontrollably for two years straight.  In two strongly worded letters, Al Gore and James Hansen have demanded the British government monitor the levels of methane she has been releasing as a result of her condition. 

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Where Is Moron Pundit?

If anyone wants to pay me lots of money so I can get the fuck out of my current work situation that would be great. 

Anyway, if anyone was wondering why I'm not swearing and drawing penises lately its because work has placed unreasonable deadlines on a large project and I'm eating, sleeping and breathing work right now. 

I think I'm going to do a collage of "conservatives" that were surprised that Obama was a liberal this week.  That should be pretty awesome.  I bet I could do one of those collages that looks like a picture made of thousands of pictures.  You know, it could be a facecock comprised of hundreds of other facecocks.  

It would be my magnum opus. 

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Olivia Munn+ Sailor Moon + Bone Thugs...

...equals HAWT. 



Though I'm pretty sure the third part of the equation could have been left out and we would have come up with the same result.  And I know you were told there would be no math here, but I'm fairly certain you'll give me a break.

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300,000 Hits

I want presents.

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March 05, 2009

Seems unnecessary

A couple of weeks ago, my brother mentioned hearing something about how Obama had a hairstylist flown in from Chicago to cut his hair. "Naw," I said, "you must have heard wrong. It's probably Michelle Obama's stylist. After all, how hard can it be to cut Barack Obama's hair?" Yes, yes, I know, I'm a RACIST! And I'm also wrong, it turns out:

Zariff says he is still Obama's barber, and has reportedly been flown from Chicago to Washington to cut the president's hair.
As I have just pointed out, I've been mistaken before, but, um, it basically looks like he has someone run some clippers through his hair every week or two. Couldn't he find a guy in DC who could do that? 

And, yeah, I know...RACIST!

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March 03, 2009

For All the Morons in Your Life

The five approaches to T.P. maintenance.

And yes, of course I filed this under "random crap."

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To prove I'm not just about the shoe pron

I'll take 2 of these please.



I hope that gets like 1/2 mpg.  And runs on unicorns.  That would make it even BETTER. 

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Mother In Laws Are Awesome

Let's say, hypothetically, you know a guy who has a mother-in-law with too much time on her hands. And the mother-in-law send this email to this friend unsolicited offering medical advice for a condition this friend really doesn't have.

What would you do?

Remember, this is a friend, not in any way associated with me.

I swear.

Hi Son-In-Law,
I've just been reading a great book, don't laugh, it's called Controlling IBS the Drug-Free Way
by Dr. Jeffrey M. Lackner.  Not exactly what people think of as exciting reading material.
Now I don't think you have this condition, but gas problems are certainly
helped by their suggestions/exercises and stressed muscles.  I got my "used" copy on Amazon and
it looks brand new, but just thought I'd pass it along since you are into exercising.
I feel better already, just breathing the right way with my stomach (instead of holding it in and breathing with
my chest.)  It isn't totally against medicine either, it mentions Imodium/Loperamide for
certain meals and situations, etc.
You know me if I find something good, I want to shout it to the world!

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March 02, 2009

Tonight on Letterman

Katie Couric... and U2.

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March 01, 2009

Sunday night evil

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SNL Rarely Entertains Me Anymore

But I love NPH and I love this:


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