March 09, 2009
March 08, 2009
[dpud] Sorry, I have to add this, if you read Patterico's post here, be sure to read Jeff Goldstein's posts here and here to see what this is all about.
March 06, 2009
If anyone wants to pay me lots of money so I can get the fuck out of my current work situation that would be great.
Anyway, if anyone was wondering why I'm not swearing and drawing penises lately its because work has placed unreasonable deadlines on a large project and I'm eating, sleeping and breathing work right now.
I think I'm going to do a collage of "conservatives" that were surprised that Obama was a liberal this week. That should be pretty awesome. I bet I could do one of those collages that looks like a picture made of thousands of pictures. You know, it could be a facecock comprised of hundreds of other facecocks.
It would be my magnum opus.
Though I'm pretty sure the third part of the equation could have been left out and we would have come up with the same result. And I know you were told there would be no math here, but I'm fairly certain you'll give me a break.
March 05, 2009
Zariff says he is still Obama's barber, and has reportedly been flown from Chicago to Washington to cut the president's hair.As I have just pointed out, I've been mistaken before, but, um, it basically looks like he has someone run some clippers through his hair every week or two. Couldn't he find a guy in DC who could do that?
And, yeah, I know...RACIST!
March 03, 2009
And yes, of course I filed this under "random crap."
I hope that gets like 1/2 mpg. And runs on unicorns. That would make it even BETTER.
Let's say, hypothetically, you know a guy who has a mother-in-law with too much time on her hands. And the mother-in-law send this email to this friend unsolicited offering medical advice for a condition this friend really doesn't have.
What would you do?
Remember, this is a friend, not in any way associated with me.
I've just been reading a great book, don't laugh, it's called Controlling IBS the Drug-Free Way
by Dr. Jeffrey M. Lackner. Not exactly what people think of as exciting reading material.
Now I don't think you have this condition, but gas problems are certainly
helped by their suggestions/exercises and stressed muscles. I got my "used" copy on Amazon and
it looks brand new, but just thought I'd pass it along since you are into exercising.
I feel better already, just breathing the right way with my stomach (instead of holding it in and breathing with
my chest.) It isn't totally against medicine either, it mentions Imodium/Loperamide for
certain meals and situations, etc.
You know me if I find something good, I want to shout it to the world!