Did Anybody Else See That Chick With Joe Namath?

Like, was that a "lady of the night" with him in Monday Night Football?

I wouldn't put it past him:

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Quote of the Day: The King of Smack Talk

Man, that Mark Twain could talk some shit:

"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."

Oh, snap.

Of course, he saved his best stuff for James Fenimore Cooper. 

Ouch.

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Fantasy Football Open Thread

Can Alex win her third game?  That'd be hot.

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WTF is wrong with Wisconsin, part eleventy billion and two

I'm certain this woman is related to Moron Pundit.

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You*.

* - And that goes for the Nobel Committee as well.  Man, I spend so much time defending my fellow Scandis and this is how you repay me?  Fucking giving an empty suit a million dollars and a blow job?  Fuck off.  Things were better when the Danes (my peeps) were fucking owning you stupid fucktards.

And yes, Alice, I'm way too fucking pissed about the state of the world to comment any further on this stupid nonsense.  I'll remember this retarded award in a few years after the nukes have gone off in the middle east and Ukraine is enslaved by another evil Russian regime. 

Nobel Peace (Of The Dead) Price.

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Two good reasons to nuke Boulder from space

Here and here.

Note that calling a threat in to an Air Force Base rates two more months in the federal clink than mailing in a threat against the president.

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Presented Without Context - Blue

Diana monkeys are elegant animals, with fur of several colors. Also, like male vervets and Campbell’s monkeys, male Dianas have a scrotum that’s a tasteful shade of blue.

Actually, it's a really interesting article that happens to reference smurfy monkey sac. Go ahead and read it, it's safe for work -- or at least safer than this blog.

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Yeah, I'm 0 and 4

What if NFL teams updated their logos to match my FFL team's performance?

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Funny Line on House

To Foreman who is dating Olivia Wilde's character, "she's hot but she's not the most beautiful woman in the world or anything." 

Heh...

Maxim begs to differ.  Me too.

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Mun’im, on Thursday, said that Noordin’s funnel-shape anus was a sign that he had been sodomised over a long period of time.

Other experts, however, have speculated that Noordin’s condition may have been caused by storing or concealing explosives in his anus.

Of course, as a product of politically-correct American public school education, I'm not one to judge others, but putting explosives up your poop-chute—while it may be exciting—sounds a wee bit dangerous.

I'm just saying, is all.

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