February 19, 2010

Your tax dollars at work

Oh, for fuck's sake, people...

A Seattle fortune company cookie has unveiled a line of cookies bearing messages on behalf of the U.S. Census Bureau.
Yes, really. They're actually spending money—your money—to put Census crap in fucking fortune cookies.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they've come up with some kind of program to hire high school kids to stand next to everyone's mailboxes on weekends, twirling those stupid arrow signs that property managers normally use to point people toward condos for sale.

Posted by: Sean M. at 02:34 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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Posted by: Hermit Dave at February 19, 2010 02:55 AM (WhFvm)

2 One of these days, I'm gonna spraypaint "Walken is God" on a wall and then get arrested and go to County jail.

Posted by: Sean M. at February 19, 2010 03:07 AM (rLWHv)

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So, from now on we add "if you participate in the 2010 census" to all fortunes instead of "in bed?"

How about one that says "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity unless you let the 2010 Census into your private business."

Pathetic. Jobs saved or created - gettin' 'em wherever they can.

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