Former Mississippi State Senator Mike Gunn (R-evolting) decided at some point to roast baby geese alive on his gas grill to feed his dog.  After the effort to roast said goslings failed, he proceeded to beat them to death.  A neighbor then reported his sick ass to the authorities.  He's now on probation for a year, and received a $5000 fine.  Gunn after the sentencing,

"I ran afoul of the law and laid a huge egg and have received a gaggle of problems as a result," he said. "I am just glad this wild goose chase is behind us now."

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