So now, in addition to being able to tell everyone in the goddamn world exactly what you're doing at any given minute via your Crackberry (i.e. "@twitiot Im sittin in my cubicle LOL") you can now beam just how fat your sorry ass is onto the internets directly from your bathroom scale.

I'm starting to feel like it will actually be a relief when SkyNet becomes self-aware and decides to wipe us out.

Posted by: Sean M. at 01:55 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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