The Ryder Cup is a golf tournament pairing a team of US Golfers against a team of European Golfers. Usually, I could give a shit, and with Eldrick Woods not on the team this year, I care more about losing weight than I do this waste of time.

But, this advertisement by a Portuguese TV station has set me off.


Look, I know ad people always say that any publicity is good publicity. But, do you really want to desecrate the most treasured symbol of one of our country's branches of service? Why not run an ad with George Washington's statue in a Ralph Lauren shirt while you're at it?

Fucking golf. Fucking Euros. Fucking Zombies*.

*I have no idea how that relates, but I just felt compelled to go in a pattern of three with my F-Bombs.

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