You would think that a song about drinking all night and then eating bacon in the morning (with donuts, too) would be pretty awesome, wouldn't you?  (Just say yes.  It makes this setup easier.)  I mean, how could you possibly lose with a song about booze and the world's best meat?

Why, by adding a bunch of crap about You-Know-Who and his doddering, gaffe-prone Uncle Pluggy.

Ugh.  That's a crime against bacon.  I'm gonna have to murder a whole truckload of hobos before my rage subsides.

Posted by: Sean M. at 02:09 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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