Remember the Elvis stamp from a few years ago? Where we got to vote on whether it would depict the "young Elvis" or the "fat Elvis"? I can only hope that if this comes to pass, we get to vote on "young, dynamic pop star who recorded some of the biggest hits of the eighties" or "bleached-out, drug-addicted scarecrow and child molester." I'd go with the latter, personally.

You know, I hate Rev. Al with all the white-hot passion of a million suns going supernova, but I'll be damned if I don't admire his ability to weasel his way into this whole thing.

(Okay, "admire" isn't quite the right word, but you know what I mean.)

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