CJ And Kilgore Trout Are (Stupid) Racists

Charles Johnson is the first person to associate the dissemination of racist writings with the actual, horrible racism of the individual.  Therefore, anyone that would engage in or condone the production of dozens of racist comments would have to be racist.  

Charles Johnson.  You're a racist. 

Charles Johnson.  You're a racist. 

Charles Johnson.  You're a racist. 

Enjoying that? 


Props to Eddie for the FaceCock


Also, you're fucking retarded.  See, last time I checked "wookie" was not a racist code word until you and your buddies started  making up new ways to insult the black man.  What a terribly racist thing to do.

Anyway, I do not accept the usurpation of the word Wookie for racist uses.  That's right, I'm taking it back. 

From now on Lizardoid means racist as far as I'm concerned and Lizardoids aren't welcome.  

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Irony Alert - Pakistan elected to IAEA Board of Governors (again)

The country’s election to the Board of Governors is recognition of its long standing commitment to the aims and objectives of the IAEA, a Foreign Office statement said.

source

So that whole develop a nuke in violation of the non-proliferation treaty and then distribute the technology to places like Syria, Libya, Iran, and North Korea thing was in accordance with the the aims and objectives of the IAEA? Interesting.

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For once, I agree

Obama was out on the stump today, supporting Arlen Specter in his primary fight against Rep. Joe Sestak, and he had the following to say:

"Arlen is not someone who came to Washington to fight for a particular ideology," said Obama, at the Philadelphia Convention Center.

Yeah, no shit. You can hardly call Arlen Specter ideologically rigid.

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Patrick Swayze, R.I.P.

You'll notice that I don't mention every dead celebrity but I will make a note of the ones that, for some reason, I believed to be good guys and Patrick Swayze was one of them.  He always seemed like a standup type of chap and its a shame he had to go so early. 

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!

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Calling him a douchebag would be an insult to bags full of douche

On the one hand, this story is all about Kanye West acting like a jagoff in public. Which ceased to be news some time ago, actually.

On the other hand, it did provide me with a very interesting piece of information—namely, that MTV apparently still has something to do with music videos. 

Who knew?

(Via Hot Air Headlines.)

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Please tell me...

...that this is some kind of parody.

(The comments suggest that either it isn't, or that if it is, the audience didn't get the "joke."  I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that it's the former.)

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Is Rep. Joe Wilson a racist?

For that matter, if you happen to disagree with Obama, are you a racist?  Not necessarily, but...

Isn't it a wonderful post-racial country we've been living in these last few months?

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This Just In: Andrew Sullivan Is Still An Unbelievable DouchEtool

Looks like he's a huge fucking hypocrite, not that its surprising.  Of course, we all know that this is the very fucking worst thing a person could be because the Left tells us so.

Sullivan and his attorney claim that paying the $125 fine would create a record of his being charged with possession of a controlled substance. Collings notes that whether or not Sullivan ever paid the fine, "if asked by immigration authorities, [he] would have to answer truthfully that he had been charged with a crime involving controlled substances." So why would it matter whether or not Sullivan just pays the $125? Because if he doesn't pay it, it makes it easier for him to answer untruthfully.

God, it would make me so happy to see this piece of shit deported.  Bonus joy if the motherfucker cried in public.

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Yay! Another speech!

Obama is going to give another speech soon, commemorating a significant anniversary in our country's recent history.

And, no, it's not the anniversary you might think he should actually address the nation about. But of course.

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First, do evil

I tried it in Explorer, it worked that way. Updated Firefox on this computer doesn't have autocomplete for google. I realized I was at "google/firefox" so I went to just "google.com", it has autocomplete, it worked that way. Does anybody wonder why I always say, "Do a search for...."? I never use their name as a verb anymore.
Update:
Now that I think about it, maybe this belonged in "Funniest End of Civilization Ever", that could be there because the majority of people who type in "How to have a" finish it with "miscarriage".
It's not very funny, but it's plenty endy.

Shamelessly (mostly) stolen from Are We Lumberjacks?

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America's last True Conservative reacts

If you had to guess how Andrew Sullivan (no link, per editorial policy) reacted to his fantasy baby-daddy Obama's speech, would you say:

A) "God, that sucked."

B) "Hm. Well, that wasn't anything we haven't heard before."

C) "I guess he managed to hold his own after a brutal month."

D) "OMG THAT WAS TEH BESTEST. SPEECH. EVAR!!!!11!one!1!eleventy!!!"

I'll tuck the answer below the fold...


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Al Franken Can Draw A Map*

This is apparently fucking news.

Al Franken, the Senate's newest member, may be best known for his comedic talent as a former member of Saturday Night Live. But he's now capturing attention for a decidedly less funny talent: drawing the U.S. map from memory.

HOLY FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!! </faux enthusiasm>

Seriously?  That's impressive?  I've been able to do that since the third grade.  I mean, I guess I'm glad to know he has something to fall back on considering he is incapable of being funny or intelligent. 

I wonder if he has any other mundane "talents" he'd like to broadcast to the world.  I bet he's awesome at peeing sitting down and getting the cock all the way into his mouth.  He also seems to have an a amazing gift for making people change the channel. 

I mean, is that the bar?  That's the bar for a story to make the news, having the barest knowledge of American geography?  I was pretty fucking tight at the home version of Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego but I don't see anybody writing a wire story about me.

Fuck's sake.  Senator Al Fucking Franken can draw a map of the United States.  FROM MEMORY!  HOLY FLAMING BOOGER FUCK! 

How about this:  If you can't draw one, you don't get to be a member of the "Greatest Deliberative Body On Earth." 

More like the Greatest Degenerate Body on Earth.
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RINO roots

Benedict Arlen is palling around with Scranton's favorite son exile...

"This is one of the few guys that I have know in 36 years that when it came down to a matter of principle and what would help his state, or his future, he chose the principle," Biden said.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one, Pluggy! He's so principled that he switched parties in order to avoid a primary challenge that he would almost certainly lose. Or did he?

Specter joked that Biden called him up so much that "I reverted to my roots and became a Democrat" and voted for the stimulus package. Specter switched parties in April.

Thanks for confirming what we always knew, Arlen, you fucking fraud.
Oh, and hey, while you're at it, why not bury yourself just a little bit more?

Specter told the crowd how he had been attending town hall meetings in support of the administration's health care plan. He has faced angry crowds at those forums.

"Single payer is on the table and we need a robust public option and we're going to get it," Specter said.

You just heard it from the horse's mouth ass, Pennsylvania. Arlen Specter wants the government to take over seventeen percent of our economy. And if you work in the coal industry? Gee, you think he's gonna vote to "help his state"? Call me a cynic, but I think he might just vote to help his new (although always close to his heart) party and his recently found buddies in the Obama administration.

Coming from California, it's not easy for me to look down on another state, but if you guys manage to re-elect this guy, well...

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This fucking pisses me off

That's part of something that one of my local PBS channels (I get four of them here, not counting their additional DTV signals, one of which broadcasts only in Spanish) showed last night.

And you know what?  I'm fucking glad that hardworking people come to this country.  I'm fucking glad that their kids want to be teachers and lawyers.  I'm fucking glad that they see this country as a beacon of hope.  I'm fucking glad that they want to come here so that they can work hard and give their kids the chances that they never had in the fucking third world shitholes that they came from.

That said...

Wait your fucking turn.

You heard me.  I said that you had to wait your fucking turn in line. 

I'm not against immigration.  Hell, I'd be a hypocrite if I was.  I'd be writing this from somewhere in Ireland or England or Scotland or Germany or (and it pains me to say this, but it's true) France.  But all of those people who regrettably resulted in my dumb ass came over here through legal means.

You know who else did so?  The people who live next door and down the street from me.  They come from places like India, Taiwan, South Korea, Pakistan, Iran, and, yes, even Mexico. 

You know what they all have in common?  None of them is here illegally.  They all waited in line and did what they had to do in order to enter this country legally.

What's my point?  Well, we're a nation of immigrants.  But I'm not really happy when our tax money is spent in order to say, effectively, "Hey, who gives a shit about our laws?"

This is the greatest country in the history of the world, and if we don't start enforcing our borders, well, who gives a fucking shit?

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Understatement of the day

From a Los Angeles Times piece on Ricky Hollywood's Palin smear job (with my emphasis):

As many parents know because they find out the hard way, teenagers are excessively judgmental creatures who are usually operating with a limited amount of information and experience. So 19-year-old Johnston’s perceptions should be taken with a grain of salt.

Is it possible to take something with a grain of douche?

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Haven't I Seen This In A Movie?

Yes.  I'm sure I did:

David Axelrod, senior advisor to President Obama, will speak in Lincoln on Oct. 9 as part of the Integrity in Public Service Lecture Series.

Mr. Axelrod, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Live long and fester

So there's (unsurprisingly) some speculation that a member of the Kennedy family may be running for Teddy's vacant hereditary Senate seat. Yeah, what a shock. But this quote from an irony-challenged Dem politico in the article jumped out at me...

"It's not just a Kennedy vacating the job -- it's a Senate seat in Massachusetts, and these do not come along but maybe once in a lifetime," said Dan Payne, a veteran Boston-based Democratic consultant.

Um, that opportunity only comes around "once in a lifetime" because the Kennedys have had a death-grip (pun very much intended) on that seat since Eisenhower was in the White House. That's a pretty long lifetime, considering the fact that you've got to be at least thirty to serve in that chamber.

The sooner we're done with this family of self-serving douchebags masquerading as champions of the downtrodden while living high on the hog, the better.

Oh, and if the people of Massachusetts manage to elect another one of these assholes who believe that they're entitled to political power simply on the basis of their name, I say we take off and nuke the entire state from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

(And if the Red Sox happen to be playing a home game, well, that's just a bonus.)

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Commie Chic

Does anybody else thinks it's kinda creepy/weird/ignorantly-stupid that there's a crew called "KGB" who claim to know everything and are using it for capitalist purposes?

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I've read some stupid stuff in my day...

...hell, I've quoted any number of things that Kathleen Parker has scrawled over the past few months, but she looks like a genius compared to Anne Lamott, who penned this godawful piece of shit that appeared in today's LAT under the title of "Dear Mister Obama":

I am afraid there has been a misunderstanding since that election in 2008, during which 66,882,230 Americans cast their votes for you. Perhaps one of your trusted advisors has given you bum information. Maybe they told you that we voted for you -- walked, marched, prayed, fund-raised and knocked on doors for you -- because we hoped you would try to reunite the country. Of the total votes cast that long-ago November day, I'm guessing that about 1,575 people wanted you to try to reconcile the toxic bipartisanship that culminated in those Sarah Palin rallies.

The other 66,880,655 of us wanted universal healthcare.

Yes, because all but a tiny sliver of Obama's voters wanted the government to take over a massive part of our lives. I'm not saying that they shouldn't have seen that coming, but really, who appointed you to speak for all those people who believed that he was the post-partisan centrist he claimed to be, especially considering that his support among independents has been steadily eroding during this healthcacre debacle?

It goes downhill from there. Seriously. Lamott actually (and I'm not kidding here) compares Obama's relationship with congressional Republicans to a seventh grade crush of hers that didn't work out, claims that the Constitution (after eight years of Chimpy McBu$hiler, natch) seems "beyond redemption, like my kitchen floor did briefly last week after my dog, Bodhi, accidentally ate 24 corn bread muffins," and invokes "our founding parents." Yeah.

I would recommend that you read the whole thing, but you might as well just go out into your garage and huff some paint thinner. It'll give you the same effect.

Update: Well, this explains a lot...

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A tribute to Ted Kennedy

As much as I disagreed with Kennedy I have to admit that he accomplished a great deal in his life and career and he should be remembered for his accomplishments on this the day of his death:

• He was born
• Got thrown out of Harvard for cheating
• Used his father's political clout to keep him out of combat in Korea (would later criticize George W. Bush for supposedly using his father's political clout to stay out of the war in Vietnam)
• Cheated on his wife repeatedly
• Had a Senate seat bought for him by his father
• Swam away from a campaign worker who was trapped in a submerged car, then went home and slept for 10 hours while she slowly asphyxiated before calling the police.  Lied at the inquiry and escaped all but the lightest punishment.
• Abandoned South Vietnam to a brutal communist dictatorship.
• Attempted to work with the USSR to bring down an American president.
• Abandoned Nicaragua to a brutal communist dictatorship
• Used his political influence in a rape case against his nephew.

and that's just what I can remember off the top of my head.  Truly Kennedy was a man of many accomplishments. 

In light of his huge body of work is naming a health care reform bill after him really enough? 

I don't think so!

In that vein I would like to suggest that we start a foundation to raise money to build the Edward Kennedy Memorial Waterpark in Chappaquidick.  The centerpiece can be a waterslide that you descend in locked car that smells of booze and cigars and has an attractive female passenger.  After the car submerges you get to swim to shore while leaving her behind.

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