There's nothing funny about Obama

Anybody remember whitehouse.org?  Yeah, me neither.  Anyway, it was a "parody" of the White House website (if  you click on the link, you'll understand the scare quotes) that I'd seen a few times over the past few years.  Anyway, I was curious to see what they were up to these days, and to my surprise, they seem to have stopped posting stuff sometime between January 19th and January 21st.

Didn't see that coming...

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Perez Hilton is a Misogynist Douchebag

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There. I said it. I don't care that he's openly gay, NTTIAWWT. I sort of expect Perez Hilton to have some "ew, ick, it's a girl with boobies" hang-up. But that has NOTHING to do with his vulgar and sexist remarks directed towards a beauty pageant contestant.

Apparently after the flap about his lame question, his faux disgust at her response (which ultimately led him to call her a "dumb bitch"), the only remorse Perez Hilton felt was that he didn't call her "the 'c' word." Watch the video to the very end.

Please note the reaction of the female MSNBC anchor after he laughed at his own suggestion. I doubt she thought it was as comical and cute as the gynophobic Perez did. I know his childish remarks sent me through the roof.

I hope the Miss USA Pageant organizers see this video clip and make sure that he is never invited to be a judge again.

p.s. - I'm sure glad Hilton cleared up that there is a difference between running for POTUS and running for Miss USA. Otherwise people might have been a bit confused. /eye roll

UPDATE: A. Weasel shares this video of Hilton saying how Miss California should have answered the question to HIS liking. And another judge says basically it is better to give a fluff answer than an honest answer. Miss California says "no thanks" to their advice. Good for her.

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Sigh

I really, really, really wish we lived in a reality where I saw the headline "Axelrod: Words And Handshakes 'Not Enough'" and didn't automatically think that he meant Obama should have done more to kiss Hugo Chavez's ass.

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Ugh

I've never been a fan of reality shows.  Frankly, I didn't think I could have a lower opinion of them, but if they allow this douchebag to become a contestant, that's rock bottom right there.

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I'm sure the Norks are quaking in their boots

So, today, the UN Security Council finally got around to issuing a statement condemning last week's North Korean missile launch.  Politico calls it US Ambassador Susan Rice's "first victory."  Way to set a low bar there, guys.

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Breaking news!

According to the headline of this article, the public is awaiting a news bulletin with "bated breath." What could this momentous story possibly be?

A White House dog announcement is imminent.

The Obama girls are getting a male Portuguese water dog puppy, according to hints dropped by Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin during a radio interview in Chicago.

Yeah, well, I never said the public wasn't stupid.

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An Assault Weapon So Gay, Even Andrew Sullivan Tells It To Man Up

I mean, seriously, a fish?

Richard Hughes Corley, 39, was arrested and charged with a felony count of throwing a missile into a vehicle and a misdemeanor count of battery after the late Saturday incident in Fort Pierce, TCPalm.com reported Monday.

The alleged victim and two witnesses told police Corley was fishing with a large group on the North Bridge and had asked the man to move his boat.

The man, who refused to move his vehicle, claims he overheard Corley say: "I will make him move his boat."

Corley then allegedly threw a fish that appeared to have been cut in half and it struck the man in the head before falling to the deck of his boat.

Witnesses said Corley used his fishing line to reel the fish back out of the boat. A police report said Corley admitted to officers that he had thrown the fish.

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See you in the unfunny papers

Yeah, it's not like this is going to be incredibly stupid or anything:

A Chicago-based comic book publisher's latest offering recasts U.S. President Barack Obama as "Barack the Barbarian," president of Kickassistan.

Devil's Due Publishing announced "Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli," which is scheduled to hit the shelves in June, will also feature fictionalized versions of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and former President George W. Bush, the New York Post reported Monday.

"Join Barack, Sorceress Hilaria, her demigod trickster husband, Biil, Overlord Boosh and Chainknee of the Elephant Kingdom," the publisher's promo for the series states.

Tellingly, Barack the Barbarian's nemesis isn't an elderly wizard named "Mack Kaine" or something like that, but is instead a certain woman wearing glasses and a wolfskin cape, which suggests that even the idiots who write stupid, gimmicky comic books like this know a little more about the nature of politics than the GOP primary voters that forced a RINO down our throats last year. Yeah.

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Rush Limbaugh has farty pants

That's the overall message that one gets from the four liberals the LAT sampled for a response to Andrew Klavan's "Rush Limbaugh Challenge."

Oh, and "Civil Rights Attorney" Constance L. Rice has listened to Rush, and she thinks you're stupid:

As yet another liberal, long-time listener, I've formed many opinions about Rush Limbaugh. He is a brilliant circus barker, the perfect cipher for cynics, a masterful agitator of paranoia and a beguiling oracle for the low-information cohort.

I don't listen to Rush very often, and I guess that makes me a "smart" conservative, huh? But if you happen to listen to him, you're nothing less than the victim of today's political P.T. Barnum, right?

By the way, welcome to the "low-information cohort." You must be reading this somehow via newsprint. I didn't know that was possible.

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I Knew Philly Loved It's Sandwiches, But This Is A Bit Much

I guess she should have gone "Wiz Wit".

The reason for the assault, cops say, was a poorly made meatball sandwich. Specifically, the cheese placement was all wrong, which infuriated Toppin. "That was the catalyst," police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said.

The 44-year-old woman, whom cops did not identify, was preparing dinner last week in her Kingston Road home when Toppin "became enraged due to the victim not placing cheese on his hoagie roll correctly," according to the arrest affidavit.

Toppin grabbed a knife from the other room and slashed her finger, causing a deep laceration, she told police at Delaware County Memorial Hospital, where she received 23 stitches to close the gash.

Also, instead of chomping on the meatball sub that she'd made him, Toppin wrapped his teeth around his girlfriend's left wrist and refused to let go, the criminal complaint says.

"Toppin bit down on the victim's arm and would not release his bite," Upper Darby Investigator Matthew Rowles wrote in his report. The bite left swelling and teeth marks.

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B-but...

...once Obama got elected and we got rid of the mean, narrow-minded cowboy Booooooosh, everyone was supposed to be Best Friends Forever with us again, right? Yeah, maybe not.

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If you don't want to eat meat, please go ahead and keep it to yourself

So, some minor league baseball team in Michigan is selling a four-pound burger with five patties, five slices of cheese, chili, salsa and chips on a huge bun, and some group of vegan killjoys wants to ruin it for the rest of us:

Susan Levin, a staff dietitian for the Washington-based Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, sent a letter to the Grand Rapids minor-league team on Tuesday. She's asking that the 4,800-calorie burger be labeled a "dietary disaster" that increases the risk of cancer andheart disease.

Hey, Susan, I don't come down to where you work and claim that your tofu burger with sprouts and cracked oats and organically-grown mung beans should be labeled an "awesomeness disaster," that increases the risk of being a know-it-all asshole, so why don't you just go straight to hell?

Seriously, though, this burger isn't good for me? I never would have known on my own without your warning, Susan. Thanks for your help.

Fuck you.

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Alamogordo, the musical

While you rubes in flyover country were busy listening to your Rush Limbaugh talk-radio-hatefests, your cultural betters were busy watching this:



Unfortunately, no, I don't think it's some sort of elaborate joke.

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Welcome to the New Economy

In case you were wondering, the United States is no longer a capitalist nation. 

Electing a Marxist leads to Marxism?   Who could have seen that coming? 

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About damn time

Hey, look, Obama took some time off from his busy schedule of hosting fixed events and insulting the handicapped on national television to actually, you know, nominate some people to work at the Treasury Department.  Wow, it only took him 67 days!

Fantastic.

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Happy talk

Part 2,864 in the "Imagine the OUTRAGE if Bush had done this" series:

At a time when his Washington honeymoon is turning into a hazing, President Barack Obama and his team are launched on a strategy to sail above the traditional White House press corps by reaching out to liberal commentators, local reporters and ethnic media.

The highest-profile moments in the new approach have been well-noted, such as the president giving an interview to progressive radio host Ed Schultz and Obama calling on a reporter from the liberal-leaning Huffington Post at his first news conference.

Oh, wait. We don't even have to imagine it. Anybody else remember Jeff Gannon?

This is doubly lame because President Thin-Skin is apparently afraid that the notoriously conservative [yeah, right] Washington press corps are going to be mean and maybe ask a question a little harder than, say, "Is it difficult being the Smartest Man in the World?"  Uh-huh.

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Um, what the hell?

This is a video from Botox Nan's own Youtube channel (and, yes, it's a couple of months old, but my brother just told me about it) .  Make sure to watch the whole thing...

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Table Tennis Players Are Dignified

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Where's the outrage?

I don't pay much attention to the financial news, mainly because I'm usually broke and lately, it's all bad news all the time, but I saw this and it pisses me off a lot more than the AIG shenanigans:

Fannie Mae is planning to pay retention bonuses of as much as $611,000 each to several top executives of the government-controlled mortgage finance titan. Sibling company Freddie Mac is planning similar awards.

So, the geniuses who got us into the mortgage mess by giving people who had no business owning homes toxic loans (I know, RAAAAAACIST!!!) are getting hundreds of thousands in bonus money?  I can't wait to hear the shrieks of outrage from the usual suspects.

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God, I hate people sometimes

There's a crowd of probably more than a hundred people outside the octuplet mom's new house, waiting for her to come home with two of the babies, and news crews are there interviewing some of the idiots.  One of them that they talked to mentioned that he had just rushed over after getting off from work.

Oh, and hundreds of Obamatrons camped out overnight to get tickets to see Teh Teleprompter Messiah in a town hall meeting in Costa Mesa.  Judging by the people the local Fox affiliate interviewed, he won't have to worry about getting too many tough questions.  Well, that is, except for, "Where's my gubmint money?  Gimmie gimmie gimme!!!"

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