Another trademarked Chad conspiracy theory

Spurred by this comment over at Ace's

Yeah, I went over to LGF for the first time in months to see what Johnson had to say.

I now realize that CRU wasn't hacked to expose the Global warming fraud. Charles Johnson hacked them so he could then play the role of their defender and increase traffic to his site again. Kind of like the theory that the person who reports an Arson fire is the arsonist looking to be a hero.

Posted by: chad98036 at 09:41 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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Seriously, Who The Fuck Steals Guttering And Downspouts?

Yes, some asshole stole my guttering and downspouts off of my house. What the fuck?

Oh well, now I have to all sorts of shit today. So, here are a few thoughts I had.

Fuck you, Sen. McCain. I hope you lose the primary.

SEIU bullying, vol. 261,191,000,122

And MSNBC proves for the eleventy bazillionth time why they suck.

OK, I have to hit. See y'all soon.

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Frum-py

Oh, now I get it.  It was because the popular girls didn't let you sit at their table during lunch.

Is this sexist?  Yeah.  Is it correct?  I think so.

Posted by: Sean M. at 05:40 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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Tweeting disorder

So now, in addition to being able to tell everyone in the goddamn world exactly what you're doing at any given minute via your Crackberry (i.e. "@twitiot Im sittin in my cubicle LOL") you can now beam just how fat your sorry ass is onto the internets directly from your bathroom scale.

I'm starting to feel like it will actually be a relief when SkyNet becomes self-aware and decides to wipe us out.

Posted by: Sean M. at 01:55 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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Dissent is the highest form of patriotism

And yet, what do you want to bet that the people behind this aren't big fans of the tea parties or the people who show up to give a piece of their mind to Obamacare-supporting pols at townhall meetings?

Yeah.

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You know what?

Fuck you, Kathleen, that's what!

(Ironic, no?)

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My George Soros Conspiracy Theory - Now With More Weird Russian Pop Music Accompaniment

I have been saying for years that George Soros is up to something nefarious now some other people are picking up on it:

At some point it would be nice if there was a decent amount of transparency around what Soros is doing; if he genuinely believes in open societies, he ought to lead it, but since he doesn't - perhaps a decent journalistic project would be to connect the dots and create a map of his involvement in US and foreign affairs.

My hackles go up not only because of the notion that a reclusive, ideological billionaire has decided to reshape the American polity, but because that billionaire makes his billions in part by investing based on changes in international markets - which are in turn effected by national and international politics.

source

I am positive but can't prove that George Soros is behind the current economic collapse in the US. Here is how I see it:

• Soros hated George W. Bush.


• "The Ownership Society" was a major portion of Bush's policy agenda.


• Soros recognized that the housing market was becoming speculative and that it would be easy to cause a collapse by causing a rise in inflation which would would force the fed to raise interest rates. This would cause many of the ARM mortgages to rise and begin forcing people into foreclosure.


• He did this by running up the price of oil through speculation


• at least one economist agrees with me that oil prices were the driving force behind the recession


• I believe like many (most) others Soros underestimated the damage that would be caused by Credit Default Swaps. He was expecting a minor recessions, enough to help the liberals secure power, and we ended up with the "Great Recession".

like I said I can't prove this but I would love to see some digging by the media.

h/t

Posted by: chad98036 at 09:48 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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Fuck you, History Channel

So, on Veterans' Day, the motherfucking History Channel is running everything but programming about our veterans.  "MysteryQuest"?  "Nostradamus Effect"?  Really, you couldn't dedicate any of your primetime shows to the sacrifices of our vets?

Fuck you sideways with a satellite dish that's been marinated overnight in the fridge in a container of Gorilla AIDS.

Posted by: Sean M. at 10:27 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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Mine may have been missing, too

Um, I know that Alanis Morissette has kind of fucked up the concept of irony, but...

"The use of the phrase 'favorite political philosophers' was intended as irony, but clearly the effort fell flat -- at least with a certain Fox commentator whose sense of irony may be missing."

And though I think Glenn Beck--who is an effective broadcaster--is kind of a weirdo, well...


...um, where was Beck wrong?

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Code Pink Now Branches Out To Intimidate And Harass Children

{UPDATE! It appears that the Moron in Chief hs this story up as well.-ed }I would ask them if they had any shame, but I think we all know the answer to that query, especially after shit like this.

“While the Obamas host a Halloween Party outside the White House for military families, peace activists will also don costumes and call on Obama to oppose the surge in Afghanistan and end the wars… The activists will be dressed as zombie soldiers, ghosts of war victims, a monstrous Obama’s Afghanistein and more.”

Here is a video of the deal:

I have a double barrel response to Code Pink below the fold.

more...

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Henry Waxman To Stupak Supporters: "Thanks, But Go Away Now."

How fucking stupid were the Stupak Amendment Supporters? Did they really fucking believe that their anti-abortion measure would survive the goatse fucking and sausage making that is legislating? Good fucking grief, people! Even I could see this one coming, and to have The Nostrils of Fuckfacedness admitting that the Stupak Amendemnt will never see the light of day is extra aggravating.

“The bill, if it passes, will be up in conference with what the Senate passes, and then we will have to work there to resolve differences and to fashion one bill that we will then kick back to our respective chambers to get the president to sign after we pass it.”

In other words, the Stupak people were naive dupes and useful idiots for Pelosi. Bra-fucking-vo, assclowns! Bra-fucking-vo!

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Talk about unfounded fears

What's about the last thing in the world that's about to happen? Oh, maybe this...

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez told the military and civil militias today to prepare for war as a deterrent to a U.S.-led attack after American troops gained access to military bases in neighboring Colombia.

Chavez said a recently signed agreement that gives American troops access to seven Colombian bases is a direct threat to his oil-exporting country. Colombia has handed over its sovereignty to the U.S. with the deal, he said.

I take that back. We might do something about Iran getting nukes before going to war with Hugo.

Hell. Blizzards. Etc.

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