December 22, 2008

Leave It To The Scandis To Mix Sex And Forestry

It appears as though the filthy, perverted ice chunkers wanted to see if boner pills would work work on trees.

Why? Who knows? I don't speak Scandi. But the results are, *ahem* stiffening our resolve to "experiment" longer and harder*ahem*.

For a recent project, researchers in Umeå in northern Sweden from the Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences (SLU) concocted a potent fertilizer featuring arginine, a common amino acid known for its power to improve sperm production and blood circulation in the sex organs, the Västerbotten-Kurrien newspaper reports.

The project was headed by forestry professor Torgny Näsholm, who created a fertilizer with strong concentrations of arginine.

He then added the mixture to the soil around several young spruce trees and measured the effects.

Näsholm discovered that trees which grew in soil laden with the performance enhancing fertilizer developed stronger root systems than other spruce trees.

Perverts.

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