March 02, 2010
Dear Phil Jones
Fuck you. Fuck you with Algore's used sweatrags. Fuck your "process". Fuck the scams you have pushed with your fucked up "process". Fuck your arrogance. Fuck the polar bears, carbon credits, Cap & Trade, glaciers, and anything else you or your whoresons of fucking fuckity fuck and luxuriously icegilded mountain goatse have going for you. And just fuck you and your hoy hoy sweep of vanity in general.
You want a "process"? You fucking want to do it right? Why not follow this memo, oh sucker of syrup from the skyfucked treecock of fuck? Or, is the fear of being proven wrong too much for you and your cockringed cabal of climate coddled kleptocracy, who have helped force punitive and burdensome restrictions and penalties on people and businesses because of the shit you pushed?
Fuck you, Phil Jones. Fuck you for what you have done to the world, science, and everything because of your work. Now go away, and fuck off while you are at it.
You want a "process"? You fucking want to do it right? Why not follow this memo, oh sucker of syrup from the skyfucked treecock of fuck? Or, is the fear of being proven wrong too much for you and your cockringed cabal of climate coddled kleptocracy, who have helped force punitive and burdensome restrictions and penalties on people and businesses because of the shit you pushed?
Fuck you, Phil Jones. Fuck you for what you have done to the world, science, and everything because of your work. Now go away, and fuck off while you are at it.
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Fuck yeah.
Posted by: winewife at March 02, 2010 01:24 AM (OnM4p)
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Seriously? Seriously?
I mean it... REALLY??!!? Standard practice was to NOT submit your scientific results and data to peer review? REALLY? Because, and please pay attention here... the moment you do that (fail to share data and results) you are no longer engaging in science. Science is dependent on performing repeatable, independently testable results. If I claim I've found a magnetic monopole through experimentation, but refuse to tell anyone how, then no scientist will EVER take me seriously.
And yet, jackass here (my apologies to donkeys everywhere) claims that it's standard practice? Sorry, my bullshit meter pegged on that one.
I mean it... REALLY??!!? Standard practice was to NOT submit your scientific results and data to peer review? REALLY? Because, and please pay attention here... the moment you do that (fail to share data and results) you are no longer engaging in science. Science is dependent on performing repeatable, independently testable results. If I claim I've found a magnetic monopole through experimentation, but refuse to tell anyone how, then no scientist will EVER take me seriously.
And yet, jackass here (my apologies to donkeys everywhere) claims that it's standard practice? Sorry, my bullshit meter pegged on that one.
Posted by: MikeD at March 02, 2010 10:40 AM (FkL60)
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The sad part is, how many rubes are buying into this explanation, and will use it to protect anthropogenic climate change.
The sadder part, how many of said sad individuals are members of Congress.
The sadder part, how many of said sad individuals are members of Congress.
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 02, 2010 12:29 PM (UEEex)
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Most beautimous, eddie....my eyes glittered with the joy of a thousand suns when they alighted on the first two words.... You had me right there 
Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at March 02, 2010 12:29 PM (+bSoE)
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That was awesome.
I'm printing this out in tiny font and laminating it and putting it in my wallet in case I ever find myself in need of some verbal wizardry. I'm coming for you, LauraW!
I'm printing this out in tiny font and laminating it and putting it in my wallet in case I ever find myself in need of some verbal wizardry. I'm coming for you, LauraW!
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at March 02, 2010 04:28 PM (MFQJZ)
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