1 That's great.

2 That reminds me, I have to finish my Ask a Moron: Zombie Invasion...  I need motivation... like spikey boots and a whip.  Hah.

3 Okay - Here an Ask A Moron - Zombie Edition question.  Let's say that theoretically I have a choice of wearing the thigh high spike heel leather boots or the nice perfectly broken in Nike crosstrainers when fleeing the zombies.  Which is a better choice?  Please discuss both the fast and slow zombie variants.  Also feel free to include which are more likely to result in my having assistance in fleeing said zombies. 

4 Let's say that theoretically I have a choice of wearing the thigh high spike heel leather boots or the nice perfectly broken in Nike crosstrainers when fleeing the zombies.

While you make up your mind, I'll be in my bunk.  Wishing that the people who make Nike crosstrainers would die in a fire.

5 Hey now, the only reason she's got legs that we want to see in thigh-highs is because of those Nike crosstrainers, right?

6 Gabe, that is very very sweet of you.  But I reiterate, I will only run if someone is chasing me.  And even then there's going to be a cost benefit analysis.

Trust me, no one wants to see my actual legs.  And not just because the glare from the pasty whiteness can blind people for miles.  Hell, I think it could double extra blind the already blind.