September 17, 2009

More training aids

For the upcoming zombie apocalypse, of course.  No, alex, there are no clowns there.  At least not on that page.  I'm thinking that clown pictures might make a good training aid, though.

(h/t)

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Just what you wanted to wake up to



Fearnet has a Zombieland photo gallery up.  It's full of awesome.

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September 15, 2009

Zombie Girl: The Movie

Just in case you were one of the ten people who saw Pathogen, the documentary about its making is screening in Ottawa, Overland Park, and New York City this weekend.


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September 11, 2009

Someone needs a punch in the dick

What is it about visionary filmmakers named George who become utter douches in their later years?

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September 08, 2009

Toronto citizens taking zombie threat seriously

Good to see a Zombie Disposal Squad is being assembled, especially in a large metropolitan area, as outbreaks can spiral out of control very quickly in a city.

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September 06, 2009

Carnivals and grenade launchers

I am so hoping there are scary clown zombies in this campaign...


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September 03, 2009

"a blood covered zombie shirt hiding amongst the stock"

George Romero is now twitting.

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August 31, 2009

No, this isn't creepy at all



From Mental Floss, via Neatorama

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August 17, 2009

A Mathematical Model For a Spreading Zombie Infestation

Students at Carleton University and the University of Ottawa have published a paper in a book titled Infectious Disease Modelling Research Progress detailing how to model the spread of a zombie population and various complications in managing the spread of the infestation. They even give humans a fighting chance in some cases!

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more...

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August 15, 2009

American teevee is boring

Seriously, we could use more of this on our airwaves:



I mean, "How I Met Your Mother" is funny enough, but if Neil Patrick Harris and Allyson Hannigan happened to be toting a shotgun or a chainsaw and killing a zombie or two during every episode? I see viewership trending upward.

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August 10, 2009

In more Epic Win news

Zombie. Storm Troopers.

Seriously, all the win.

Please please please make this a movie with Milla in it.  I've been good!  I totally haven't smote all those who need smiting!

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August 06, 2009

Woohoo! Red trailer!

In case you don't know what a red trailer is, don't watch this in earshot of anyone who could fire you or who you don't want repeating "cockblocking robot".


(h/t IWatchStuff, where there's a superawesome still from the trailer.)

And an only slightly related bonus: Twitch has some more Robogeisha stills!  In huge full color!)

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August 02, 2009

I guess I'm flunking the whole racial sensitivity thing

So I just want to make sure I have this right.  A movie is filmed about raising the flag at Iwo Jima, no African-Americans are included, so it's racist.  A company doesn't hire a minority because there's a more qualified applicant who happens to be a white male, so it's racist.  Creating a video game set in a city that prides itself on its high percentage of African-Americans, and including in that video game African-Americans both in the main characters and in the thousands of walk-on characters?  Yeah, that's racist too.

Can someone please explain this to me?  Is there some genetic benefit tied to skin tone that renders African-Americans impervious to the virus that created the thousands of screaming horde infected?  For that matter, was Louis the only African-American to be found in the city where the original four survivors did battle?*  Why isn't anyone crying racism over the original game?  And dammit, where are the Asians and Hispanics?!

(doubleplusundead) This isn't the first time some media tool threw a bitchfit because some developer had the audacity to include black zombies in a video game set in a location with a large black population, BTW.

*I've since noticed in a comment at the linked post that apparently there are African-American infected in the original game.  Either that means I don't really notice race on video games, or I'm a racist for looking right through them.  Probably the latter.

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July 31, 2009

The Jackboot Of The Police State Stifles Free Speech Yet Again

I mean, how will we be able to be warned of the looming zombie stripper menace?

A contractor’s traffic sign on the Powell just east of the Ross Island Bridge overnight Wednesday read “Caution zombie strippers."

The sign had been switched off by Thursday morning.

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July 28, 2009

I'm salivating here

Is it just me, or are the infected bleeding more?


More here.

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July 21, 2009

Got £350,000 lying around?

If so, you might want to invest in this cool WWII bunker that a British developer converted into a vacation home. Since it's a converted bunker, it's got one feature that most other homes don't:

"It's just like an ordinary four-bedroom bungalow, it's not dark or anything. But it's very secure. There could be a zombie attack and nothing would get in."
And since we all know that the end is nigh, that could come in handy.

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July 07, 2009

Zombie Kickball!

Zombie kickball, 2009!


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June 29, 2009

Mourning a True Visionary

Many times it's said that the true measure of a man cannot be taken until he has passed from this mortal coil, when we in solemn reflection can look back upon his life and take full account of his actions and deeds.
 
Thus it is right and fitting that we have become transfixed by reflections upon the life of one Michael Jackson with a focus befitting the death of Ronald Reagan and Princess Diana at the hands of OJ Simpson.  Such an event is so rare, and so important, that I think we have dealt with it too penuriously due to our fleeting cultural attention span and not placed this genius at the true level of the pantheon which he deserves, beside such worthies as Thomas Jefferson and Ron Popeil.
 
For largely unspoken in this celebration is the greatest gift that Mr. Jackson gave to the world, far more long-lasting than his vicissitudes in fashion or the all-too-quickly anachronistic music for which he is better known.
 
I speak, of course, of his singular vision of dancing zombies.
 
We have oft discussed in our electronic agora the eternal philosophical question regarding fast and slow zombies.  But too many among us have gazed upon the shambling forms of the undead and forgotten that, for a brief time, thanks to this visionary they neither ambled nor sprinted, but rather floated as if Fred Astaire himself had risen from the tomb to feast upon the brain of Ginger Allen.
 
This, dear friends, was the true gift to us from Michael Jackson. 
 
Thriller did not only mark the beginning of Mr. Jackson's otherworldly career, strange gyrations in skin pigment, and  the unfortunate foistation of his wretched sister LaToya upon the public eye (lamentably underdressed, no less).
 
Rather it also marked the moment when zombies, freed from the cultural bias instilled upon them since the dawn of time, suddenly became unmoored from being shambling cannon fodder in the ranks of the undead and catapulted them to a super-stardom that sexy werewolves and homoerotic vampires can only dream of.
 
We will never know if the zombie-only dancing studios he so strenuously advocated would have made a difference in the coming zombie uprising, nor will we know if his plans for a chain of zombie night clubs would have helped foster peace between the brain-possessing and the brain-obsessing.
 
But we do know that a champion of zombie rights, who saw them not as something simply to be shot in the head but rather creatures with charm and grace, has passed from this mortal coil to the next.
 
And that he will be sorely missed.

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June 19, 2009

Sorry, it's got fast zombies

I'm starting to wonder if slow zombies are a thing of the past.


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