No, not just because Obama will repeal the second amendment and use his volunteer-driven brown shirts to enforce ruthless fascistic tactics upon the unsuspecting American populace.

No, not beacuse right now Chinese nuclear submarines are cruising off San Francisco Bay chortling at our preoccupation with gay rights while they prepare a massive assault on our way of life.

No, not because America's worst enemies are sporting a permerection at the thought of unconditional talks with President Kowtow.

But because the Zombies have finally captured the hearts and minds of Madison Avenue.  And when the Zombies are working as models, it's only a matter of time until they come for your brains.

Click below, if you dare...

Here's a happy fellow advertising Eastpacks.  What's that, you say?  Why does the zombie require a giant sword to advertise a backpack?  Because they WANT you to be desensitized to weapon-wielding zombies, that's why!

And here's his friend, also advertising for Eastpack.  Is that blood that he's spattering from his gore-stained fingertips?  No, it's Raspberry Jam!  Trust us!  We're advertisers: we wouldn't lead you astray!

Now go get your head shaved like Kojak.  It's what's for dinner!

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